Ring ding

An incredibly hilarious racial slur for Indian people (sounds funniest when spoken with an Indian accent).

Possibly referring to the sound you hear when you walk into a 7-11.

I went to my chemistry class and this ring ding smelled up the whole lecture hall!

by PatD13 December 15, 2011

Impromptu Ding Dong

Before you proceed to make sweet love to a woman's anal area, be sure that she has eaten a hearty meal. As you are giving it to her good, tell her when you are about to come. This next part is very tricky. As you come, she will simultaneously shit, thus enveloping your cum in her shit. The end product resembles a Hostess Ding Dong.

I didn't have to go to the convenient store because my girlfriend and I made an impromptu ding dong. We split it.

by AWOFF November 21, 2010

dab the ding

tapping the pee hole of the male genitalia with a folded square of toilet paper.

Eduardo sure put that triple ply charmin aloe vera scented unltra toilet paper to use by his dab the ding technique to remove all excess urination.

by the white ludacris October 15, 2005

rind a ding ding

"Ring a ding ding" for people who can't spell at all. Developed by the Rind Corporation.

I rand that bell and it went "rind a ding ding".

by rindcorp July 13, 2006

Gum Ding

Blow Job.
When a girl sucks a guys penis.

1. Im getting gum ding fro this girl on the weekend
2. No way! That's sick!

Also refer to: Head, BJ

by Bitch I'm The Pussy Licker May 1, 2011

shabalaba ding dong

The words you use in place of another. In place of curse words, when you are tongue tied or can't remember the word you wanna use; these are all acceptable times to use shabalaba ding dong.

"OW shabalaba ding dong!!!! I slammed my finger in the car door"

by FrannieG November 30, 2011

dinga ding

that part of the male anatomy that ladies love so much

girl jump up on this dinga ding and get wild

by discat2g October 15, 2004