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red cupped

When the media trys to start an Internet fight or trys to promote hate by posting a racial story or controversial subject. In reality, no one actually cares about that subject.
The Starbucks red cup was only trying to start a fight. In reality, no one cared.

The picture of the Christmas presents stacked to the ceiling was trying to claim abuse. In reality, no one cared. You just got red cupped.
by Miss creative June 7, 2016
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Stool Cup

An act consisting of forming a cup with the hand and administering the fresh, exiting human shit to the facial area, either yours or someone else's in a single, repetitive motion. Virtually identical to fart cupping, with the exception being that it is done with solid waste as opposed to gaseous waste.
'Stool Cup' ex - Tragedy today as Gerald Ford was stool-cupped senselessly by a circus lion...in a convenience store. He was delicious.
by Ihayt2laf4u June 10, 2013
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Pudding cup

When a man cums in a woman's ass and then licks his own semen out of the gaping butthole like the inside of a pudding cup.
My boyfriend treats my ass like an empty pudding cup.
by das bouk! July 31, 2021
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mom cups

Someone who likes to oversee everything, not allowing others to have fun in the process. A stereotypical helicopter mom.
Karen was being a total mom cups today. She told me I can't date that hot guy on Bumble.
by ady7 January 30, 2017
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Cup and Spoon

Cup and Spoon. - The act of sleeping with somebody, while you spoon them, and cup a part of their anatomy in a close embrace.
She decided to cup and spoon me all night, which meant I had an 8 hour testicular exam of the nicest form.
by EvilElephantitis May 24, 2020
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steaming cup

Based on the "steaming cup" office tool used in a Budweiser commercial to give colleagues and leadership the impression that you're still working because there is a hot, steaming cup of coffee at your desk.

A term used for someone who is never seen at his/her desk, but has neither travel nor off-site vendor/customer visits on his/her list of duties. Also someone who leaves on his/her light, computer or takes an additional step and places an "auxiliary" set of keys, sunglasses, headgear or outerwear in his/her office to give one the impression that he/she is still at work, but at large. This term can also be used from someone who has frequent and/or lengthy unaccountable minutes/hours away from his/her desk. This person does not usually have much to do and many times this person is a figureghead, for if they WERE busy or essential, their unfinished business would set off alerts from vendors, customers and colleagues looking for answers to questions, information and/or other work-related deliverables.
"If I leave my desk for any amount of time my inbox completely floods over. Bob, however, is a steaming cup who's never around but somehow never seems to fall behind in his work."

"His light and computer are on but good luck finding him after 2:00 p.m. He's a steaming cup."

"I have tried to schedule a meeting with that guy, but I can never find him. Turns out John told me he's a steaming cup so he's never around!"

"Don't be fooled by how late his light stays on, he's just a steaming cup who can never be found after lunch."
by barkin26 May 20, 2013
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Up and Cup

A gentle swing of your hand onto your partner's soft, tender butt cheek. Can be used to incite arousal and avoid major wrist damage from overpowering your spank.

1) Simply shape your hand into a cupped gesture.
2) Lightly up and cup the skin. Your partner should be fully relaxed so the glute jiggles with each swipe.
3) The skin will begin to tingle as the blood rushes to the surface.
4) Alternate cheeks for maximum sensation.

BONUS: Surprise your partner with an occasional power spank in between your up and cups. There might be a squeal!
She told me she really enjoys getting spanked, so I warmed her up with some up and cups.
by Señor Booty Slapper March 28, 2020
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