A sound made instead of laughter. The sound is a crackling noise and is usually accompanied with a fist over the mouth. It is key to identifying a proper runaway laugh.
LeCharles was so amused when Quafonda spilt her red drink, that his crunchie could be heard all throughout Circuit City from the break room.
by P. Heifner & S. Hardy October 15, 2008
Get the crunchie mug.Incompetent and/or oblivious moron of a driver who is prone to crashing vehicles into walls, backing into cement traffic-barriers, taking out road-signs, knocking over lamp-posts, denting other parked cars, flattening potted plants, squashing trash-cans, etc.
"Helpful" neighborhood kid: Want me to move your car for you"
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!
by QuacksO September 23, 2011
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Get the Captain Crunch mug.Generally a female who finds herself doing stupid things. Her jokes and her actions are very outdated.
by silkshow November 11, 2008
Get the crunch mug.What it's called when someone is wearing a diaper and they sit down and it makes those crunching, crackling noises. Making fun of the phrase 'Gellin'.
by Arabea July 2, 2008
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Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt.
Step:2
Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy".
Step:3
Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.
Repeatedly bust a nut on a woman's cunt.
Step:2
Let the man milk dry and become "crunchy".
Step:3
Now its time to get down and dirty and eat the woman out.
by sloppytaco007 December 27, 2007
Get the crunchy taco mug.Slang for light infantry, paratroopers or any other dismounted grunt. Refers to the sound that their bones make when being crushed by the tracks of a tank or APC as they are run over.
Run that jerry crunchy over! (WWII era)
Run those gook crunchies over! (vietnam era, plural)
Run that towel-headed haji crunchy over! (iraq era)
Look at them crunchies jumpin' from a plane! Bet they're gonna be tired after humpin' all the way home. Death before dismount!
Run those gook crunchies over! (vietnam era, plural)
Run that towel-headed haji crunchy over! (iraq era)
Look at them crunchies jumpin' from a plane! Bet they're gonna be tired after humpin' all the way home. Death before dismount!
by jihad of sheep February 10, 2007
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