i gotta crap

what people say when they really gotta crap! (i thought that was so self-explanatory)

i really gotta crap!

by AcidJed April 9, 2004

killer crap

(Noun) (killur krap) Mushy poo exiting at high velocity through the rectal cavity leaving you in a cold clammy sweat.

The kind of POO that killed Elvis.

(Verb)

When you eat a lumberjack slam at Lennys at 5 am and you have to take a "killer crap" 15 minutes later.

(Noun)

He wiped the sweat from his brow and said "Man,...That was a killer crap". "I wouldnt go in that bathroom for bout 35 forty five minutes"

by Ivan Vila June 30, 2006

Face Crap

another term lazy punkish scene kids use for their make up. originated randomly one day from the mouth of a girl who did not want to sound too girly. Most people may find it rather disgusting, but it's all in the attitude.

i gotta go wash my face crap off now. ttyl.

by AshBlash333 August 4, 2010

well crap

Something of extremely poor quality in a situation. Often used in conversations like this:

Person: *falls through the ceiling*
Other: Well crap

by KaOsDrAcO January 22, 2017

holy crap on a stick

1. This is used when saying holy crap just doesn't do the situation justice. When someone shouts "Holy crap on a stick!", the best thing to do is run quickly in the direction from which the shout came. Otherwise you might miss something totally once-in-a-lifetime-awesome.

2. A chunk of heavenly-blessed feces on a broken off tree branch. Grants wishes. Smites evil.

1. Jimmy rushed out of the men's room and shouted "Holy crap on a stick! Have you guys seen the mural of the nativity scene done in urine and soap in there?!!"

2. That old lady's staring at my boxers. Time to smite.

by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004

Sounds like crap

Horrid vibration of air waves that strike the ear drum, thus sending information to the brain that is interpreted as sound and deciphered as "crap" or "shit".

Joe: How do you like that new rap song?
D : Oh you mean the one on MTV?
Joe: Yeah, that's the one!
D : Like all rap.... it sounds like crap.

by Deejmic August 17, 2011

feces poop crap shit fuck

1. (interj.) A phrase that someone says when something bad happens. The increasing vulgarity of each word is caused by the speaker getting more and more pissed off, culminating in a resounding fuck bomb.

2. (n.) A highly grotesque encounter between two or more gay guys, as can be inferred by the name.

1. (driving in car, late for work) "Feces!"

(driver spills coffee on self) "Poop!"

(driver swerves on road) "Crap!"

(cop chases after driver) "Shit!"

(driver crashes car) "FUCK!!!"

2. Guy #1: You hear that Tom and Bill had a feces poop crap shit fuck?
Guy #2: No, I didn't. What's that?
Guy #1: Oh, well they produced feces, then pooped, then crapped, then shat, all whilst fucking.
Guy #2: Oh, that makes sense. Thanks for letting me know, #1.

by fpcsf bomb August 21, 2011