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tequila cow

Tequila cow makes tequila that MUST be drank from the tequila cup
I just saw a bunch of tequila cows on the side of the road! Get the tequila cup!!!
by Loosey Moosey December 14, 2011
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cow skin

whoah! Tyler, check out Jamie's unreal Cow Skin
by J. Skorpios B. October 23, 2011
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Cow Logic

Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.

People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"

Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
by JewHatesCow October 28, 2011
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Cow hides

This is the toughest shit from cow skin usually tanned to leather to create some of the toughest motherfucking boots in the world.
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat
These US military combat boots were manufactured out of the finest cow hides in kenya....Obama was given as a gift from his father's land.
by Titus rutto October 16, 2019
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Brown cow

You can call someone a brown cow if you hate them. That's because brown cows should be making chocolate milk, but they DON'T. Therefore, they are a SHAME for the society.
"ugh, miss Johnson is a f***** brown cow!! He won't stop giving assignments"
by Wilbur the dog December 11, 2020
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Trash Cow

An unacceptable or un-chosen number in competition when grouping numbered cattle.
“Don’t be a Trash Cow, you’ll make us lose”
Get that fucking trash cow out of here!”
“We want 5’s! That fucking number 2 Trash Cow slicked is and snuck in”
by Boycow November 15, 2020
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Cow-Kicked

When you’re extremely exhausted, due to strenuous activity as a result of marital duty, or otherwise.
The word cow-kicked is used when one is with an extremely energetic partner, especially if one is on the receiving end. In such cases, it can be physically strenuous, or even painful to receive, but usually it’s still a heck of good time.
You ever have those knee-shaking, can’t stand, gone blind, gone deaf, can’t move afterward, nights of bliss? Yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.
Mary-Lou to her recently married friend: “Shirley, you look so tired! Is married life that hard?”
“Oh, I’m cow-kicked, Mary-Lou. That man does not know the definition of restraint! Can’t complain though.”
by Turtle_Mountain_Sensei November 22, 2020
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