When you get married and your geriatric grandma tells your husband hes related to her
When you get married the second time and your geriatric grandpa tells you your husband is your cousin
When you get married the second time and your geriatric grandpa tells you your husband is your cousin
by sixpence796 March 9, 2020
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Mom: Look! Your cousin just learned to walk! Let's give her some Robux as a reward!
You: But you bought her Robux yesterday!
Mom: I give you food everyday and you are complaining?!
You: What the?! -holds back the bad word at the back-
You: But you bought her Robux yesterday!
Mom: I give you food everyday and you are complaining?!
You: What the?! -holds back the bad word at the back-
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addendum: the closeness of the relationship is dependent on the length of time passed between said incidences. Like, if two people "crossed paths" over the course of a week, it would be known as "lip twins." But if it occurred years apart it would be "lip cousins."
addendum: the closeness of the relationship is dependent on the length of time passed between said incidences. Like, if two people "crossed paths" over the course of a week, it would be known as "lip twins." But if it occurred years apart it would be "lip cousins."
by tengelke October 21, 2012
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From the Chicago Tribune (4/28/13) - in reference to societal culture in Tupelo, Mississippi :
With new arrest, ricin case takes a strange turn.
That shocks no one here. "Tupelo is a kaleidoscope," said sociologist Mark Franks, who grew up in nearby Booneville. There are true geniuses walking the streets of Tupelo, he said, and incredibly wealthy, generous people. But also, "every wall-eyed uncle and 'yard cousin' — just referencing the local pejorative — makes it into Tupelo, Miss. It creates a peculiar culture."
chicagotribune.com/news/sns-la-na-tupelo-arrest-20130428,0,1023280.story
With new arrest, ricin case takes a strange turn.
That shocks no one here. "Tupelo is a kaleidoscope," said sociologist Mark Franks, who grew up in nearby Booneville. There are true geniuses walking the streets of Tupelo, he said, and incredibly wealthy, generous people. But also, "every wall-eyed uncle and 'yard cousin' — just referencing the local pejorative — makes it into Tupelo, Miss. It creates a peculiar culture."
chicagotribune.com/news/sns-la-na-tupelo-arrest-20130428,0,1023280.story
by iiibbb October 22, 2013
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DeeDee: I met up with some family. You know, just cousin buzzin.
Kimmy: Oh.
DeeDee: I met up with some family. You know, just cousin buzzin.
Kimmy: Oh.
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