A Coon rider is defined as black male virgin that engages in raw sexual intercourse and/or anal for the first time in the back of the car. He often has 60 nangs beforehand and busts after only two pumps!
Ryan kite: Hey did you see that Coon rider riding that bitch in the car!
Bi Jai: Yeah! He was puffing on two bloons whilst “Jdogging that hoe”
Bi Jai: Yeah! He was puffing on two bloons whilst “Jdogging that hoe”
by Monkey Mav May 2, 2022
Get the Coon rider mug.A black person who kisses up to white people because of self shame, often caused by race, or just wanting to fit in with the white man. This often happens in private schools or predominantly white schools. As everyday people want to fit in, coons often forget their true self.
by the Scholarin May 11, 2022
Get the Coon mug.Coon Monkery is a phrase that is offensive to the African-American community and also mostly used when someone is mad at a test or a game, etc.
by Peter Griffins November 1, 2022
Get the Coon Monkery mug.1. To dumpster dive or to sort through donation bins for valuable things. Typically under the influence of Methamphetamines.
2. While under the influence of Methamphetamines to commit theft of various of many useless items.
3. To find something you never lost.
2. While under the influence of Methamphetamines to commit theft of various of many useless items.
3. To find something you never lost.
Tina went coon kacking in the donation bins and found a brand new flashlight!
Damnit! Who coon kacked my bubble?
Damnit! Who coon kacked my bubble?
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Someone that chills and gets along with everyone, but most their friends are felons and do crimes. They hang back and get wins when opportunities arise.
See there are panda coons and coon pandas. Know the difference and don't fall into that coon panda life.
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