The state of drunkeness which includes at least two of the following: That spinning feeling when you lay down, thinking your car got stolen when actually you parked it somewhere else (thank God - because you should not be driving anyway), drive-by kissing, not caring where you pee or who sees (this is mostly for the girls cuz guys pee wherever anyway), thinking it's a great idea to bare your privates to everyone, breaking or spilling something, eating something unedible
Hey let's go to the homecoming game and get college drunk. Dude, she was totally college drunk at the block party last weekend
by Kristi (aka Charro) September 03, 2008
A slang term for alternative high schooling for those who have been kicked out of normal high school or those who are over 21 and are no longer allowed to attend normal high school and want to finish. The coconut part comes from slang term coconut which means idiot, dumb person, etc and the college part because it's taken later in life. The term became wide spread in the 70's.
Dude 1: Hey man, are you up for going out tonight?
Dude 2: Sorry man, I gotta report into coconut college with independent studies
Dude 2: Sorry man, I gotta report into coconut college with independent studies
by Dusty Bannister December 26, 2007
A small, private college in Bridgewater, VA. It appears to not care at all about its students as it burdens them with outrageous tuition increases while giving them a sub-par education. Currently, Bridgewater College is going through both a cultural crisis and an identity crisis as the new progressive administration tries to sever the school from its Church of the Brethren foundation.
by BCEaglesTellItHowItIs September 09, 2018
Where you get your schooling when you're on your way down.
ACLU (Anterior Cruciate Ligament University) It's the "Exit College" Lebron James attends while learning that he's not really better than the rest of us.
by winnthrop October 22, 2010
The best school in the universe. Period. Yes, better than Harvard. And not in the middle of nowhere. Yes, Williams sucks.
Girl: I go to Williams. Where do you go to school?
Boy: Amherst.
Girl: Take me. Take me now.
Boy: Don't want no STDs.
Girl: Damn, but there is nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere.
Boy: Amherst.
Girl: Take me. Take me now.
Boy: Don't want no STDs.
Girl: Damn, but there is nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere.
by lordjeff March 21, 2005
A wunderbar community where the social life has unfortunately dwindled to a somewhat virginal flow. All who remember the kegs in common rooms without police, coke dealers on campus, and marshall have faces painted with remorse.
Of all the groups on campus, the accapellas certainly are the least legit.
Of all the groups on campus, the accapellas certainly are the least legit.
connecticut collegetruth
by grizz1145 March 22, 2010
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