The state of drunkeness which includes at least two of the following: That spinning feeling when you lay down, thinking your car got stolen when actually you parked it somewhere else (thank God - because you should not be driving anyway), drive-by kissing, not caring where you pee or who sees (this is mostly for the girls cuz guys pee wherever anyway), thinking it's a great idea to bare your privates to everyone, breaking or spilling something, eating something unedible
Hey let's go to the homecoming game and get college drunk. Dude, she was totally college drunk at the block party last weekend
by Kristi (aka Charro) October 20, 2008
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Get the Exit College mug.A small, private college in Bridgewater, VA. It appears to not care at all about its students as it burdens them with outrageous tuition increases while giving them a sub-par education. Currently, Bridgewater College is going through both a cultural crisis and an identity crisis as the new progressive administration tries to sever the school from its Church of the Brethren foundation.
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Girl: I go to Williams. Where do you go to school?
Boy: Amherst.
Girl: Take me. Take me now.
Boy: Don't want no STDs.
Girl: Damn, but there is nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere.
Boy: Amherst.
Girl: Take me. Take me now.
Boy: Don't want no STDs.
Girl: Damn, but there is nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere.
by lordjeff March 20, 2005
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Of all the groups on campus, the accapellas certainly are the least legit.
Of all the groups on campus, the accapellas certainly are the least legit.
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by grizz1145 March 22, 2010
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Dean Sharp, "I heard some rumors you were looking at a girl for more than the allotted 3 seconds, is this true Jack?"
Jack, "sir, Mrs. Emery is my teacher, she was handing us back our homework"
Dean Sharp, "You still broke the rules. Pack you're stuff and get off my campus, you're done here at College of the Ozarks. Kicked out. Enjoy you're life without a college degree. You will achieve nothing in life without this degree. You really messed up son. You're parents will be so disappointed."
Jack, "sir, Mrs. Emery is my teacher, she was handing us back our homework"
Dean Sharp, "You still broke the rules. Pack you're stuff and get off my campus, you're done here at College of the Ozarks. Kicked out. Enjoy you're life without a college degree. You will achieve nothing in life without this degree. You really messed up son. You're parents will be so disappointed."
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