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college style

Having sex by penetrating two tightly held together thighs. Usually but not necessarily performed by two homosexual men.
Historians allege that Abraham Lincoln liked it "college style".
by craftonite July 31, 2006
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Bridgewater College

A small, private college in Bridgewater, VA. It appears to not care at all about its students as it burdens them with outrageous tuition increases while giving them a sub-par education. Currently, Bridgewater College is going through both a cultural crisis and an identity crisis as the new progressive administration tries to sever the school from its Church of the Brethren foundation.
Person 1: Look, its Bridgewater College!

Person 2: Eh....
by BCEaglesTellItHowItIs September 8, 2018
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Exit College

Where you get your schooling when you're on your way down.
ACLU (Anterior Cruciate Ligament University) It's the "Exit College" Lebron James attends while learning that he's not really better than the rest of us.
by winnthrop October 22, 2010
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Amherst College

The best school in the universe. Period. Yes, better than Harvard. And not in the middle of nowhere. Yes, Williams sucks.
Girl: I go to Williams. Where do you go to school?
Boy: Amherst.
Girl: Take me. Take me now.
Boy: Don't want no STDs.
Girl: Damn, but there is nothing else to do in the middle of nowhere.
by lordjeff March 20, 2005
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Connecticut College

A wunderbar community where the social life has unfortunately dwindled to a somewhat virginal flow. All who remember the kegs in common rooms without police, coke dealers on campus, and marshall have faces painted with remorse.

Of all the groups on campus, the accapellas certainly are the least legit.
connecticut collegetruth
by grizz1145 March 22, 2010
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community college

a place full of clubs, students, and faculty that all blow ass
I want to die because i go to community college, it blows ass
by mcba September 18, 2017
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College of the Ozarks

A school full of authority figures high on power and the ability to control students who are brainwashed into thinking they are getting a free education when in fact they are paying for their schooling by working 280 hours a semester as well as handing over various freedoms such as their right to dress as they please, the ability to drive their car and restraining from alcohol, proclaiming sexual orientation, sex and other various behaviors. Students will get kicked out of school if any of the college's rules are broken, leaving the student feeling stripped of all selfworth.
Dean Sharp, "I heard some rumors you were looking at a girl for more than the allotted 3 seconds, is this true Jack?"
Jack, "sir, Mrs. Emery is my teacher, she was handing us back our homework"
Dean Sharp, "You still broke the rules. Pack you're stuff and get off my campus, you're done here at College of the Ozarks. Kicked out. Enjoy you're life without a college degree. You will achieve nothing in life without this degree. You really messed up son. You're parents will be so disappointed."
by graduated a college or a cult November 23, 2016
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