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The world's most perfect oxymoron
Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''
by tirtle April 20, 2017
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Cum clean

Someone: BRO I'm about cum clean
Friend: remember clean it up

Someone: It all good I'll be in the shower
by Honeybur November 10, 2019
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Quarantine-clean

The truth about how messy you’ll actually let your home get before you clean it, knowing no one can come over because you’re all quarantined.

When this is all over, I’ll clean my house for good. Until then, it’ll stay quarantine-clean. If it’s clean enough for me, it’s clean enough.
I know there’s no one comin to visit cause of covid-19; so I keep my house quarantine-clean.
by Kmo7 April 12, 2020
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white man clean

A vehicle typically owned by elderly white people that is in almost mint condition from having always been garage kept, and rarely driven.
I'm thinking about buying this 98 cadillac. It's got low miles, and it's white man clean.
by bahamut78 July 12, 2015
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Keeping your nose clean

Keeping your nose clean means are you staying out of trouble
Boy: "Did you see that your homeboy got locked up for drug possession?"

Girl: "Yeah, I know he is your friend, but I hope you are keeping your nose clean."
by ThatgurlJo216 March 22, 2016
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lick the milk bowl clean

to lick all of the cum off of a girl after she cums
I want to lick the milk bowl clean.
by diamondjazz May 23, 2016
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Boy them hoes clean

It is a video in youtube where a kid shows his shoes
by thicc_robot August 27, 2017
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