cheesy bits

When someone wipes their arsehole with their finger and swabs someones lips with it and says "cheesy bits".

Don't act up or you will get some cheesy bits!

by knarlycervix January 4, 2017

CHEEKY BUTTS

Bikini bottoms that aren't quite a thong, but close.

I better do my squats, so I can wear my cheeky butts to the pool this summer.

by Seshire May 10, 2018

Cheesy Alert

A mandatory alert that must be given before something cheesy is said. Usually during instant messaging.

*cheesy alert*

you mean every thing to me.

by Da Ballin Baller March 4, 2009

Cheesy P

While almost climaxing, you pull your cock out of your bitch and release your load on a piece of pizza and feed it to your bitch.

Laquisha begged Justin to give her a Cheesy P but Justin was already two steps ahead of her.

by LonsterCocker99 November 14, 2015

cheeky banter

When your having banter with the lads preferably outside nandos, and the banter is extremly witty and funny to cheeky for your average geezer

Guy 1: My mum got mad at me for calling my sister spunk monkey so i started just calling her gooch cauz it funny.
Guy 2: Thats some cheeky banter that m8

by Pickledgooch December 1, 2016

chelly

A chelly is a small turd being similar in length and width resulting in a roughly spherical shape. They are often deposited in clusters in public toilets where they may be framed with a bouquet of flamboyantly arranged paper garnishing which may or may not extend to the rim of the bowl.

Doctor: How are your bowel movements?
Patient: Umm. Uhhh.
Doctor: Firm or soft.
Patient: F..f..f...firm.
Doctor: Long or short?
Patient: Short. Sorta round.
Doctor. Hmmm. <scribbling and muttering> Patient reports chelly movements.

by Monica Slatskaya July 3, 2011

chelly

chelly is da best in da whole world NOT! she evil and hates everyone lol jks

by ummmmmmmmm July 21, 2003