carrot

Long vegetable. Orange. Very tasty in a soup.

1: Can i have carrot soup?
2:sure.

by nelly the tiger March 8, 2020

carrot patty

When someone says something and it sounds/smells like a load of Bullshit...

Did you hear what he said? Yeah man, that smells like a Carrot Patty

by PMCC82 April 12, 2019

Carrot Snapper

The way a man's boner gets twisted until it snaps, or fucking breaks idk

His girlfriend did the carrot Snapper, I don't get paid.

by colatheproto May 2, 2023

Carrot

The most brutal insult of all insults to a bro who's messed up

bro:so what happened after you bought her a drink?
me: so she turned out to be a lesbian
bro:YOU FUCKING CARROT!!

by anonymous November 1, 2022

Eating carrots analy

Something you should not do because it will not tighten your boy holes.

Mckennan: Gauge what are you doing?

Gauge: Eating carrots analy, it's supposed to tighten my boy holes.

Mckennan: Do not do that it will not tighten them.

by Low taper tiddy man March 21, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

carrots who eat girls

The best kind of carrots.

I like carrots who eat girls.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021