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auto-carrot

Born from phone autocorrection failure by user free_Is6670, in twitch streamer Dee_dandy's chat, early 2021.

Used in amusing context instead of auto-correct when typo's are made.
"I am sorry my auto-carrot is acting up."
by LuminousVal June 3, 2021
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Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise

An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".
Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what
by EricShun808 March 16, 2021
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Dirty Carrot stick

When the male inserts a carrot into the girls' Anus. Thus we have achieved a dirty carrot stick.
Wow john i see you have done a dirty carrot stick
by jhdjdjdjdj April 26, 2022
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captain carrot

Someone who likes to belittle others because he has a small penis and doesn't want anyone to know just how horribly small he is!
Captain Carrot thinks he is all that but has to use a microscope and tweezers to find his ding aling!
by protective mama July 11, 2024
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big white carrot

There’s a food called big white carrot.
That’s right!’
I heard you really like it
by Meganlovesjake August 19, 2023
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carrot and a bottle

A way to describe 2 things that have totally no relation with each other. A mirror and a keyhole can be considered a carrot and a bottle.
The mother had 2 children. One had blonde hair, and the other had dark hair. One did their homework early, and the other would make up excuses for not doing it. They were really a carrot and a bottle.
by pdtd April 9, 2022
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