A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty
Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches
Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”
Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”
by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023
Get the Hessticular Cancermug. by bjjdfnvbdjfnvnjdknvfkdefnv October 10, 2022
Get the cancermug. Cancer is A GAY QUEER WHO SHOULD NEVER EXIST AND I HOPE NO ON EVER GETS IT AND IF U DO I PREY THAT IT GETS CURED.
by CANCER IS BAD April 23, 2019
Get the Cancermug. 
You have cancer
by BigChorizothe3rd March 24, 2023
Get the Cancermug. by Mintoff the king May 21, 2021
Get the Cancermug.