cancer

1: n. A disease that is caused when a cell reaches the end of its lifecycle, but refuses to die, cutting off it's connection with the rest of the body acting on its own, multiplying into even more cells that refuse to die, causing the body to try to fight the 'zombie' cells, which is always a vary uphill battle even with treatments.

2: adj. When something is the epitome of human filth.

1: I'm sorry little Jonny, you have cancer.

2: That meme you showed me was pure cancer.

by DeathDragon99a March 12, 2017

Cancer

A cancer is born the end of June and half way through July they can get along with people very well because of their personality they go through a lot but get through it

Omg your a cancer you have such a great personality!

by 6jxni3e December 3, 2018

FAQ cancer

Frequently asked questions about cancer

Did you read the FAQ's of cancer? faq cancer

by faqcancer faqcancer December 4, 2020

Jesticular Cancer

Over exposure to Jes :)

You have Jesticular Cancer!" "Whut?!" "You've been exposed to Jes!

by DropDeadJes July 23, 2011

Retarded cancer

A fascist.

That fucker is a retarded cancer on humanity as we know it.

by time to die ya filthy animal December 27, 2023

Sale cancer

The condition of dying from a lack of phasmaphobia sales

I am dying of sale cancer

by Sale cancer October 26, 2020

Cancer

Breyton

All of us:"yo, is he spamming specials?"
Jero:"nah bro, he's just being cancer"

by StopUsingSpecials May 30, 2019