The home country of Justin Bieber, Robin Thicke, Avril Lavigne, and Nickleback.
So basically it's like the British invasion of the 1960's, except it's the Canadian invasion of... now. Also, instead of the revolutionary music that came with The Beatles, Rolling Stones, and many others, we get the ear piercing music of Justin Sheber and company. Canada is also the home country of Rob Ford and Ted Cruz. Think about that. Curling and ice hockey are their main sports, and while the latter is more entertaining than basketball, I cannot believe they find the former fascinating.
So basically it's like the British invasion of the 1960's, except it's the Canadian invasion of... now. Also, instead of the revolutionary music that came with The Beatles, Rolling Stones, and many others, we get the ear piercing music of Justin Sheber and company. Canada is also the home country of Rob Ford and Ted Cruz. Think about that. Curling and ice hockey are their main sports, and while the latter is more entertaining than basketball, I cannot believe they find the former fascinating.
by CleuudDisappear13 April 3, 2015
Get the Canadamug. When a man sticks his member into a woman's anus, pulls the excrement out with a moose antler (using maple syrup as a lubricant) and pours the mixture out into the Stanley Cup, creating a soup that is immediately imbibed by both parties (before it gets cold like B.C.)
Sherill and I finally took it to the next level. Canada's history was performed all over the Marriott Inn Vancouver
by Colbert_Eh? February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. a sex act involving two men, a lesbian midget, three and a half pints of lager, "Love Actually" DVDs, and a time machine
by jaf2626 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. An eight step sexual tango.
1. Hang your clothes on a set of moose antlers.
2. Drink an entire bottle of maple syrup.
3. Find a partner named Stanley.
4. While laying on your back, gentle arouse said moose with your feet. say encouraging things like, "I betcha dat feels good, eh?"
5. Have Stanley tuck the Moose's penis under his armpit while you poke around him and see whats going on in the bird.
6. Puke up your maple syrup and use it as a lubricant to toss the shit out of Stanley's salad.
7. Improvise.
8. You, the moose, and Stanley should all nut in a cup, this cup goes to Stanley who replaces the used up maple syrup.
1. Hang your clothes on a set of moose antlers.
2. Drink an entire bottle of maple syrup.
3. Find a partner named Stanley.
4. While laying on your back, gentle arouse said moose with your feet. say encouraging things like, "I betcha dat feels good, eh?"
5. Have Stanley tuck the Moose's penis under his armpit while you poke around him and see whats going on in the bird.
6. Puke up your maple syrup and use it as a lubricant to toss the shit out of Stanley's salad.
7. Improvise.
8. You, the moose, and Stanley should all nut in a cup, this cup goes to Stanley who replaces the used up maple syrup.
Uh oh, mom is making pancakes. Do you think she'll know we danced Canada's history while she was out and aboot town?
by America...fuckin' right. February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. The kinkiest, most complicated, second-most potentially offensive sex act ever performed. Requires a Stanley Cup.
by Headward February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canada's history is any act you do with a moose two beavers and hockey paraphernalia. Often taking the form of two men and two women having sex with the moose and two beavers in various sexual acts. Often leaving only death and despair in the wake of the act. It has been said that the French Indian war was lost because of the invention of Canada's History. Michigan is America's first state to outlaw Canada's History.
I don't know why we did such horrible things to that moose but one of the beavers bit my cock and I don't know why any woman would request Canada's history as their sexual fetish.
by Cobi_321 February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by ColbertFan81 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug.