Cloths

Usually mispelling of clothes by 13 year olds.

'Man I need to get all my cloths together'

by sotongal4lyf April 26, 2012

Closter

A town devoid of any night life. A place where every night of the week is Monday night.

Lets go into the city, there is nothing to do in this town at night, its so Closter.

by Mr. Zenon October 25, 2011

James Clotfelter

see man ho or urban sausage.

I was going to mack on that girl, but that stupid James Clotfelter started doing the robot.

by biggieface April 19, 2005

Register Clot

A person who continues shopping even though they have reached the cash register. They order cigarette cartons that are located in distant locked cabinets, paruse the lottery gaming options available to them, or wait for loved ones who are still retrieving that one can of refried beans that they forgot to pick up during their normal shopping rounds.

(husband & wife on cell phone)
Her: "Honey, are you on your way back from the market yet?"
Him: "I should be, but some damned Register Clot is still deciding if they should buy the chunky or the creamy peanut butter".

by Russell H December 26, 2008

House Clothes

You use house clothes instead of pyjamas to sound less slovenly.

Can't wait to get home, put on the tv and get into my house clothes.

by TylerLachlan October 21, 2011

clothing

An assortment of comfortable and sometimes trendy pieces of fabric that you wear on and/or around your body. More often than not, though, clothing is an excuse for women to drag their husbands/boyfriends away from quality time "with the guys" to instead spend hours on end at the mall looking for and trying on all sorts of clothing; mostly shoes, in a vain attempt to upstage "that slut, Janice." Other people hate wearing clothing. We usually refer to these people as nudists because they enjoy being nude. If you want to learn more about clothing, you can check out various books regarding the matter at your local library!

"Hey, man. What are you wearing?"

"Oh, this? It's called clothing."

"Wow! That's fascinating!"

"I know! Everybody is doing it."

by Your_Local_Librarian September 8, 2011

LRG CLOTHING

LRG(Lifted Research Group). Clothing Company

LRG Clothing shirts are the shit man!!

by LRG September 26, 2006