British Fever

When you get addicted to tea

Benjamin: bloody hell why you drinking so much tea?
Alan: I’m afraid I have British Fever

by James & Matthew May 1, 2021

British Blondie

Those white blonde British men you see on the media. Many females simp for them really hard. Always rich and ends up being the villain. They're very sus and don't get any bitches because of their status.

Person 1: Ugh, not the British Blondies! They're so annoying!

by teetersworld March 8, 2023

Southern British

Emily, "do you think that people on the Southern end of Great Britain have a different accent than those in the north, you know 'beef'."

No i think Emily has much more of a Southern British than a northern one.

by BenIsBigGay December 9, 2019

British Pipeline

The act of smothering a crumpet in tea, the tea being a lubricant, and shoving it your ass, then fisting yourself until it comes out of your mouth.

Oh my god, did you hear? Steve gave himself a British Pipeline!

by Depressed Male July 30, 2017

British Actor

a hot and normally adorable person, hot as fuck accent, and makes my day so much fuckin better

Tom Holland and Andrew Garfield are amazing british actors and could not be more fuckin hot

by FloridaCaliLife June 5, 2022

british-types

Society's poison. They function that way EVERWHERE the go.

Along with denisovan-types -- filipinos, chaynese, indians (!!!!!!). The last the worst. Glad they did not have an empire. Right... As if they could organize like so. So much dysfunction with them.

Ex 1:

I'm playing the Civilization game? I want to make it interesting by fcking over my own civilization. Should I go about t by wars, famine, plague?.. Ah, I know, I'll just add british-types (english/anglo saxons at it's core) to the mix. That'll be VERY FUNNY.

Ex 2:

How do you spoil a girl? You cradle by her every whims, emotions, shower her with compliments? No. You put her around british-types. Forget katies, though. She's been that way before her friends found & hate on her (she doesn't see it, though). Only as much as you can do with German girls, really.

by mrdabbleswithpotion January 22, 2022

British

We don’t all drink tea and say g’day that’s only some of us. Most of us say ‘Hi’ or ‘Hello mate’

Random British guy: OI you parkin’ too close to my van mate

Other random British guy: wanna go mate

by Some random British person May 1, 2019