Ugly Bread

The first and last piece of bread in a new loaf that nobody ever eats.

"I just bought some more bread"

"Make me a sandwich? Start with the second piece though I hate the ugly bread"

by krellyfries October 01, 2011

gralic bread

its like normal garlic bread but heavenly

bob: try some gralic bread terry
Terry: ah its probably badOOHOJMLMOMOMMHGHGHGHHHYGHGH *dies*

by cocoman33 May 28, 2018

Sidewalk bread

Bread that is still eaten after it has fallien on the sidewalk because it cost so much after being purchased at a Chicago eatery.

I really love that Chicago sidewalk bread !!

by Oneoffourfourskins May 14, 2017

bread bowl

When during intercourse or masturbation you cum in the belly button, making a breadbowl. V: Breadbowling.

Kanye West: "I fucked a bitch while she sippin' red wine, I gave her a bread bowl for lord Jesus Christ"

by kanyestan August 23, 2020

Bread Legs

When you slap ya legs with bread

Me: We got any bread lads?
Ladsa: Yeah, bread legs *Slaps legs with bread repeatedly*

by BigChedda420 May 08, 2019

Bread smit

Bread smit is not any ordinary man. He is not a mess around. He is the finest loaf of bread you've ever seen.

Did you see that loaf of bread?
No I'm too busy looking at that bread smit.

by Hot Dorito April 09, 2021

Morning Bread

The bread one eats in the morning or for breakfast as the first "meal" of the day, most typically when hungover/recovering from a messy and drunken endeavor

Jon: "Hey Sarah I could really do with some Morning Bread, my head is just thumping from last night. You seen it anywhere?"
Sarah: "Sure here it is, I just had some myself. Found it in a saucepan under the table- last night must've been messy!"

Jon: "Brought a loaf of Morning Bread with me tonight, sure I'll need it! If anyone steals any I'll personally kick their ass... after getting rid of my inevitable hangover."

by UkubabyBreadFanatic22 July 23, 2011