A man so incredibly bald, that you could pick your teeth on his head. A man that is so bald that he also is deemed one of the worst names, (Bobby)
Kevin: Hey Bobby can I clean my teeth on your head?
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby
Bobby: stop making fun of how bald I am, don’t clean your teeth.
Kevin: shut up Bald Bobby
by Mac The Frog April 29, 2019
Get the Bald Bobbymug. An attention-deficit legendary creature of Korean folk, known because of its height, weight, and high pitch squeal, which many scientists say is the cause of cancer. The face of the creature is that of a gorilla's but he has the body of an elephant, the arms of a T- Rex, and the legs of a giraffe (which questions the ability of Bolby to walk on two feet). Victims' description of its height ranges from 12 feet to 36 feet. But coincidentally, they all agreed on the fact that its round belly is able to swallow a human whole.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
All of the victims of the creatures attack stated that before they were attacked, they heard their name called in an irritating high-pitched fashion, which causes instant paralysis. Apparently, this paralysis is the reason why the fat creature can catch up to its targets. Some people say they were paralyzed for hours, even though the creature was only a few footsteps away. This was probably because the creature was too busy chasing butterflies or something.
man 1: have you seen Bobby Colby's wrestling video?
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
man 2: yea search SHW 4/24/09 Section X Title Match part 1 of 2 on youtube
by The Chosen afgjdkfssadfgh,jjm April 3, 2011
Get the Bobby Colbymug. Bobby is a boy who will get emotional when drunk but always forgets that. While drunk he may tend to call friends, tinder matches, classmates, or anyone willing to listen to him complain about his privileged life.
by SadFapping August 7, 2020
Get the Bobbymug. The most kind-hearted soul you’ll ever meet, if there’s a bobby in your life, never let go of him, he is the best thing that will ever happen to you. He is so amazing, but never realises it, no matter how hard you try to make him see it, he never sees his own beauty or amazingness. He is loving, kind and loyal, and the most affectionate guy alive.
Look it’s bobby!
by TVLoafy November 28, 2021
Get the Bobbymug. A Bobby Welch is someone that one likes for an extended and indefinite period of time even though the possibility of being together is almost entirely improbable. Every person has one, the one person they will always have feelings for and that always makes them smile when they see said Bobby Welch no matter what else is going on.
“She has been in love with him since sophomore year, but they were never even a thing and he has a girlfriend, he must be her Bobby Welch.”
by Dacowsanddatacobell November 6, 2018
Get the Bobby Welchmug. Popular artist from "japan" signed to Gman Productions & the creator of the one egg one man challenge.
by SexOffender9981 September 25, 2022
Get the Coolman Bobbymug. A phrase used in place of that's what she said or for a sexual innuendo. stemming from 2011 Man in Nature Perimeter East. pronounced in a long, slow and excited manner.
tighter bobby!
by P East up in this November 22, 2011
Get the Tighter Bobbymug.