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Chi-town beatdown

Rodney King? LAPD gave him a straight Chi-town beatdown.
by cardholder December 30, 2010
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beat

Man, this party is beat!
by Anonymous October 30, 2002
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Billy Idol beatdown

One night I had a dream in which I caught Billy Idol stealing my computer. I grabbed my gel wrist rest thingy I keep in front of my keyboard and chased him outside into the street. When I caught him I beat him with the gel wrist rest thingy until he was bruised, bloody and unconscious. When I told someone about it the next day they laughed about it and I coined this phrase.
"Stop laughing at me or I'll give YOU a Billy Idol beatdown!"
by dooflotchie August 31, 2008
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jesus beating

A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."
Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?
by John Testes November 22, 2007
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beat

Tired, Exhasted; Bad, rough.
I am so beat, I really need to go to bed.

That was beat, how could he do that?
by F Squared March 4, 2005
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beatdown

1. To beat someone up very badly, to the point of them being on the ground. This can happen with a combination of the following:

* Punching
* Kicking
* Kicking Balls
* Curbstomping
* Fist Fighting

After the victim is on the ground, various forms of abuse may happen. Beatdown is then concurred, and a broken limb is required before it's real beatdown.

2. Another way of expressing utter defeat of someone. Can be used in celebration or defeat.
1. James and Corey got into a really bad fight, but after Corey kicked James in the balls, it became beatdown.

2. Person A: Oh god! Did you see how much he sucked?
Person B: Yeah, it was total beatdown.
by Shenkisshi August 12, 2006
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Beating James Spader

When you quickly masterbate, trying to finish in a short amount of time. Quickly trying to squeeze one out at work without anyone knowing.

In the movie 'The Secretary' James Spader ferociously beats off behind his secretary as one of his clients, who has an appointment, waits to see him.
I'm skipping lunch and "Beating James Spader". To hell with the meeting I'm "Beating James Spader" today.
by FelixM13 September 9, 2009
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