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bastard from the bush

Jim: Hey look at that bird.
Bob: Yeah he is a bastard from the bush.
by Robert_Skull January 27, 2009
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fancy bastard

A fancy gay man, about to go on a fantastical and epic journey.
by Marathom June 2, 2011
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bastard

1. Someone who is born to unwed parents
2. (UK) A male who hits women
3. A Derogatory word used to insult someone
1. "Did you just smack that old woman? what a bastard"
2. "You're such a bastard, i hope you get bitten by a bat, get rabies, go crazy and kill your family in their sleep"
3. "I'm going to pay someone to rape you and get you pregnant. then i'll wait a couple of weeks, kick you in the stomach and make you have a misscariage, you bastard"
by Britishbullfrog88 July 14, 2007
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little bastards of joy

(n.) Children belonging to someone else that annoy you, Particularly neighbouring childer.
The little bastards of joy were setting fireworks off until two in the morning and throwing balls into my garden so I took them to thier milf and said I'd spank them hard unless I got something for my mental anguish. After putting them to bed, Victoria dropped my jeans and blew me, allowing me to deposit a sweet load of man milk into her mouth.
by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
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sick bastard

Yo, Bangedup.com's sick bastard is pope for hooking us up with those Paris Hilton money shots.
by Sick Bastard May 11, 2004
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glass bastard

Basically the best insult ever, as popularized by Dane Cook.
You glass bastard... you glass bitch.
DON'T TOUCH ME YOU DRINK.
by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005
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bastard balls

a complete bastard whom fathers many bastard children with his over-active man-goo contained within his ball sack "bastard balls"
by mattgc November 21, 2006
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