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Monkey in the Basket 

Monkey in the Basket - I can't believe the correct Urban definition is NOT already out there. This is the slang name for a bizarre sexual act performed in the Philippines by prostitues. The act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. The basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. The basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. Inside the basket is of course a prostitute squatting over the hole. Once the recipient and the prostitute have "acquired" the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. The sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.
"Hey Jarhead, when you were in the PI did you ever do the "Monkey in the Basket"?
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dick in a basket 

Literally a dick in a basket. A penis in a bowl.
Dude, why did you put your dick in a basket?

Texas Picnic Basket

Defecating into a Whataburger fast food wrapper and leaving it on top of a trash can at a Texas roadside rest area
While on a road trip through Texas I stopped to use the bathroom at a rest stop, but they were out of order so I had to leave a Texas picnic basket
Texas Picnic Basket by smash_trucker November 10, 2017

drain the basket 

To get something from someone without giving him anything in return.
Person A: Do you have the trading cards you promised me?
Person B: Yes.
*gives trading cards to Person A*
Now give me the stickers you promised me.
Person A: Nope!
*runs away*
Person B: I should have known that he would drain the basket!

upside down meat basket 

when someone is super gay and inst afraid to admit it, and most of the time they are a libtard
man: dude watch out for that upside down meat basket over their
man 2: is he/she a libtard?
man: yeah

'tips the basket' 

The idiom 'tips the basket' is a recently invented phrase by one clueless Aussie teen, who legitimately thought it was a saying. 'Tips the basket' is an expression of something going too far, or reaching a certain annoying/irritating end point, but it can also be used in a positive situation.
'tips the basket' examples:

I can't believe she called me a dumb bitch, that really 'tips the basket'.
Not only did the waiter apologise for forgetting our order, but he also gave me a free latte. That really 'tips the basket'

horny nigga laundry basket 

A cum used porno type
Friend: so what kinda porno u like
Me: Horny nigga laundry basket