the blue shoe bandit is a scrawny dwarf that usually runs around stealing little boys shoes while screaming the phrase "look it up." he thinks he is smart for telling people to google things that he knows because he googled them before they did. his weaknesses include clowns, ghosts, and articles criticizing tom brady.
Bobby: Watch out it's the blue shoe bandit!
Blue Shoe Bandit: LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!
Bobby: *shows a negative Tom Brady article*
Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Blue Shoe Bandit: LOOK IT UP! LOOK IT UP!
Bobby: *shows a negative Tom Brady article*
Blue Shoe Bandit : EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
by ricky_real_rich January 8, 2019
Get the Blue Shoe Bandit mug.When one has to pee uncontrollably,for long periods of time. Just as a bandit, I assume, would have to pee uncontrollably after bouncing up and down on a horse for several hours.
by PixieStix1632 December 7, 2010
Get the I have to pee like a bandit! mug.An individual that likes to pound loudly on the bathroom door when someone is using the toilet hopefully scaring them resulting in them urinating on themselves or worse
Co-worker: "Hey man why are your pants so wet did you piss yourself?"
Victim: "No man I was taking a leak in the bathroom and someone beat on the door so hard I pissed all over myself"
Co-worker: Dude the bathroom bandit got you. He got me last week while I was taking a dump"
Victim: "No man I was taking a leak in the bathroom and someone beat on the door so hard I pissed all over myself"
Co-worker: Dude the bathroom bandit got you. He got me last week while I was taking a dump"
by Magnum GTA,turds,george bush February 3, 2008
Get the bathroom bandit mug.noun- he comes by night. stealthy. steals leftover curry from conservative indian households and leaves his traditional mark, a vagina with 4 legs. he also has the tendency to wear tight fitted black hoodies, because they make him look cool. He wears his favorite "Hanes" underwear which are boxer/briefs for his comfort for the best curry stealing he can do. The ringleader of this clan has been seen in southern California namely the palos verdes peninsula area. The ultimate curry bandit is also known by many as sun-king.
The myths go as follows: he has no penis, he is frail and helpless, many have sworn to have heard him make moaning calls before he strikes. If you spot a curry bandit flee the scene immediately.
you can always tell if you see a curry bandit because he is of very dark complexion and will only eat with his right hand. watch out for his driving, he has been known to get into frequent accidents, but then again this might just be subject to the fact that he is an asian driver*.
*while this is a stereotype, its true, so deal with it.
The myths go as follows: he has no penis, he is frail and helpless, many have sworn to have heard him make moaning calls before he strikes. If you spot a curry bandit flee the scene immediately.
you can always tell if you see a curry bandit because he is of very dark complexion and will only eat with his right hand. watch out for his driving, he has been known to get into frequent accidents, but then again this might just be subject to the fact that he is an asian driver*.
*while this is a stereotype, its true, so deal with it.
Guy 1: Dood, the curry bandit hit my house up last night.
Guy 2: How do you know, did he leave his calling card?
Guy 1: Yeah, and he was wearing a tight black hoodie.
Guy 2: Does he think he is cool, or something?
Guy 2: How do you know, did he leave his calling card?
Guy 1: Yeah, and he was wearing a tight black hoodie.
Guy 2: Does he think he is cool, or something?
by curry bandit victim September 13, 2009
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