Time Bandit

A person who lies about the amount of time they have been on the job.

Bob told me he worked for GE for 25 years, I found out he was only at GE for 17 years, he is a Time Bandit.

by Rik0290 January 15, 2009

El bandito

Golfer who arrives on a horse, wears a sombrero and leaves you with a sore arse. Often benefits from a Toddy

Oh here he is, el bandito! Arse is gonna hurt in 18 holes time.

by Jdub71981 June 22, 2018

bandito mask

similar to the Arabian Goggles, only the balls are dipped in shit before placed on the eyes. most effective if the eyes are closed, thus resembling a mask.

when i was sleeping, that bastard gave me a bandito mask!

by AKSJAKSJKAJSKAJS December 24, 2007

Bandit

A ugly fuck

You seen that one guy at school ewww so bandit

by anonymous March 16, 2022

ash bandit

Hangers on at a public bonfire and firework display who wish to stay until the early hours, throwing things on the fire, when everyone else has gone home. Usually teenagers or NEETS who do not have to be up for work the following day and often stoners.

Over police intercom

'Roger 1 2 just going round the park to check for ash bandits over'

by mids99 November 7, 2009

jungle bandit

the thing that connects your balls and your dick

she licked jungle bandit

by jungle bandit bandit July 8, 2010

Birthday Bandit

A dude who finds the excited "yes" atmosphere of a birthday party to be prime hook up territory. Likes parties, but especially birthday parties. Typically male. Commandeers attention away from the birthday person.

Hide your presents, hide your cake, it's the birthday bandit.

by squibidoo June 28, 2011