badger

An animal that live in a set that gets combined with a combine harvester in bristol it gets combined with a crab and has pinchers and walkes sideways doing the dance to thriller

Oh wow check that badger walkin sideways doin the thriller

by jessica davis April 13, 2006

were badger

A werebadger is a lonely fat loser, who is totally in love with a scruffy looking stoner. The were badger is known to have breath that smells like a thousand burning piles of shit and old people. The werebadger human form is a fat roundish teenager, he is a follower to the greatest extent and is known to wear the same thing everyday of his life. He also tires to copy the people around him and thinks he is a ladies badger. But when the moon is full he transforms into the werebadger. When this happens he has an undying lust for elderly women and young boys. He will sting them with sick ass breath drag them to his lair and dress them up like the stoner he’s in love with and then he fucks them. And after they to become werebadger and must bring him a stoner every full moon. A way to tell if you see a werebadger is if he waddles and has very stinky breath.

Zach: WHOA! Be Careful Coles A Werebadger man hell drag you to his lair.

by Bo Bo The Wigger April 21, 2005

Vag Badge

A demerit given to men who put their ho before their bro

Jim gets a vag badge for ditching us to go make out with Sally.

by rickrollo March 25, 2009

Sherrif's badge

Slang for anus.
Derrived from the fact that the anus looks like a Sherrifs Badge.
See also "Rusty Sherrif's Badge"

That sheila on that porno last night had a tidy Sherrif's badge.

by TJ Aisthorpe June 21, 2006

badgering

1) Badgering is a cruel sport in which hounds are sent into a badgers den to flush out badgers so the farmer can destroy them and keep them off his land

2) Looking for a parner to have sex with

3) Putting the hound up the badgers den

1) Tom was relieved once the hound had shot up the badgers den

2) Tom and his hound were often out badgering of a night time

3) Tom almost shot a rifle load as he prepared to shove the hound into the badgers den, and afterwards Shiela felt relived that her den had been badgered

by The Fondler March 30, 2007

badger

(n) a penis that is equally as long as it is wide.

That East German gentleman's badger was as unpleasant as a sugar-free enema. -- Melissar Bautistar

by d-cup September 10, 2006

Badgers

A Fairly large, Animal usually found in North America & Canada. Also Another name for police.

There Are A lot of badgers in Canada; Those damn Badgers are everywhere.

by Willy May 25, 2003