Birthday bumps

Hitting someone hard on the arm for the amount of years they are( and an extra one for good luck( extra hard))

I hear it toms birthday, let's give him birthday bumps

by @welshdragon83 June 23, 2018

Pussy Burp

When a woman, usually below the age of sixty, has to fart really bad. But, due to her high level of sophistication and manners, she shoves her thumb in her ass, and covers her mouth. But the gas has to come out somewhere. So, to ease what could become a terrible stomach ache, she lets loose, and burps out of her pussy. When said burp is released, from the vaginal cavity, it makes a sound that is louder than four jet engines, and reeks of week old queef.

So ladies, please, when you have to fart, please refrain from shoving objects in your ass.

Woman: Oh, my! I drank my root beer too fast. But I don't want to burp, or fart. I know! *shoves thumb in ass* BRRRAAAAPPPPP! Ahh! That was the best pussy burp I've ever had!

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world -

Man wearing a turban: Oh damn! That smells like week old queef!

by Trace the Master March 4, 2009

Burnsville

small hick town on the outskirts of Iuka, MS. It is full of gas stations and racists. People of different races, gays, or anybody that's not a redneck does not survive here.

In Burnsville, your mom is your brother and your brother is your dad.

by Drew June 6, 2004

burp

if you do this you are disgusting

guy 1:*burps*
guy 2:The fuck was that John?!

by TV_Headed boi May 22, 2018

sicky burp

when you burp quite hard and u think u mite follow thru with puke, sometimes you actually do!

burp bleugh!

by hannah rahim February 16, 2004

Dan Burns

Dan Burns, Creator of 2005 #1
Comedy Film “Wedding Crashers”,
"Dan Burns" Role in the creation of (2005) "Wedding Crashers", was "Rex Reginald" had wrote a book "Party Crashers", and Rex and "Dan Burns" from the book had wrote a treatment about a buddy movie where the two buddies crash parties, weddings, and funerals to get the free booze and also get the easy boozed up girls. "Dan Burns" and Rex had originally pitched their Treatment to "Jim Carrey" and Jim brought Dan and Rex in to his than agent "Nick Stevens" at United Talent Agency, "Dan Burns" and Rex also brought their Treatment to "Bob Shaye" of New Line Cinema around the same time, "Bob Shaye" got two writers "Steve Faber" and "Bob Fisher" to take "Dan Burns" and Rex's Film Treatment, and write the script for Wedding Crashers. So long story short UTA Packaged the Film "Wedding Crashers" with their talent, "Owen Wilson", "Vince Vaughn", and "Rachel McAdams", "Owen Wilson" was the highest Paid actor on "Wedding Crashers", and "Rachel McAdams" signed a three picture deal $100,000,00 for "Notebook", "Wedding Crashers", and "Red Eye". And "New Line Cinema" Produced the Film "Wedding Crashers", and the Film Made about $400,000,000,00

DAN BURNS Occupation = Creator, Producer, Director, Executive Producer.

by amazing, astonishing, December 21, 2008

vaginal yeast burp

A.K.A. Queef. This is the overwhelmingly horrifically smelling expulsion of gas from the vaginal cavity of some woman, probably a whore, mentally retarded gimp, or a nigger.

What a dumb nigger bitch! She just queefed all over that bail of cotton. Masa gonna give us a whoopin'.
P.S. It done smell like fried chicken and grits. Let's go lynch her for being a dumb nigger whore!

by Dr. Pussy-Clock February 26, 2005