A golden-crusted blowjob a when you mix a line of coke with gold dust, line it along a dick and snort. Follow up with a blowjob
by Donkeydiddler January 01, 2018
A very fast blowjob, to completion, within two minutes. Similar in both rhythm and length to that of a typical Ramones song.
My girlfriend gave me a Rockaway Beach Blowjob during a Jeopardy commercial last night! It was awesome!
by RogerBarret8780 May 02, 2016
Of or referring to any unnaturally large crowd and the reason for their existence in a particular area. Often the event in question is heavily attended by men to the exclusion of women, though any unnaturally large crowd and their reason for existing can be described using this reasoning.
Why are there so many people lined to see this filler panel at Comic-Con that seemingly shouldn't be this crowded? It must be free blowjob day in there.
by Yarster February 26, 2018
by Scandalgautier June 26, 2021
by NewNews July 18, 2022
A blowjob given to a member of the band or other celebrity after a show. Typically given with the knowledge that no further communication will occur.
by Morasjjad September 10, 2018
Receiving a blow job from a vacuum cleaner or masturbating with any other household appliance. Performed with the hose function and sometimes even using added attachments, such as the one with bristles to simulate a certain fetish, the Black & Decker blowjob is usually performed experimentally.
She's been gone for a while so I decided to hook up the carpet hugger and give myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
Well I got bored so after cleanin the drapes I took the house attachment and gave myself a black & decker blowjob.
by Rapture333 May 09, 2010