platinum blonde

a fuckinf type of blonde excusme
platinum blonde is a shade of blonde hair and it makes anyone look sexy, female, male or anything in between or inside or outside

person 1: platinum blonde, 10/10
person 2: you literally gave a video game killer full marks because in the wiki it stated his hair was platinum blonde
person 1: its hot- wait hes a what

by acedetective3600 June 10, 2023

Blonde

Gay with no friends and often with no one who likes them

That guy is a blonde

by Male blonde May 3, 2021

Blonde god

The god of all blondes. She protects anyone who is granted with blond hair. If one who is not blonde prays to her she will turn you blonde.

Person: dear lord of blondes, pleas give me rich golden hair

Blonde god: I will grant your wish

by Blonde god June 17, 2022

Yukon blonde

Silver or grey hair, but cooler

Please, that isn't grey hair. It's Yukon blonde. Get it right!

by NMIR March 12, 2023

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory

Blonde Hair Rapper Theory is the idea that when a rapper dyes their hair blonde, it signals they’re in their creative prime and about to release their best or most iconic music.

When he died his hair blonde. He dropped the best music of his career. This is like the Blonde Hair Rapper Theory.

by lilboogieface September 21, 2025

blonde ting

a blonde bitch

What kind of bucktee waste yute doesn't mess wit a blonde ting

by walkinglick September 23, 2019

Blonde Jokes

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?

Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 18, 2020