Mountie Awkward

Adjective, used to describe someone who is or is committing an act that is so awkward only a Mountie would do it.

OMG Nick, you are being so awkward you're Mountie Awkward! What are you going to do next, make a dance video to remind people to pull over when your lights are flashing set to a Drake tune??

by Oh THAT person June 1, 2016

Awkward

When you wanna show a girl you barely know a stand up comedy special on Netflix and for some really really dumb reason you choose Jim Norton's "Mouth full of shame"... Just don't :)

How to make a good first impression 101 by having a really awkward moment, if she still wanna talk to you after that she's a keeper!

by SimonSay's August 7, 2017

playing awkward

Someone that is not awkward but for reasons better known to themselves gives another this persona.

Some people play hard to get, she just enjoys winding people up... playing awkward!

by skypoet May 29, 2017

Socially awkward

Lewis bettison

Lewis bettison is socially awkward

by Jeremy junior June 20, 2021

Awkward Cake

Noun. A small, non-optional social gathering of work colleagues held to acknowledge one of them leaving the organisation. Usually with speeches, always with cake.

We never liked Susan, so why must we still have awkward cake?

by BluecoatRob May 23, 2022

Awkward

Finding yourself the accidental third wheel at dinner with a couple you thought were getting divorced ... on Valentine's day.

Well this is awkward ...
Will I survive a fall from a bathroom window on the third floor?

by Aaaaaaargh February 14, 2023

awkward

beaumac66

beaumac66 is being a beaumac66(fucking awkward)

by GOOBZ69 April 26, 2024