Random Assholes are people who show up to parties uninvited or nobody knows who they are.
Here are some important signs of a random asshole
1. the term random asshole is never used. it is very rare to see a random asshole on his/her own. They travel in herds.
2. Random assholes like to chill or lean against a large wall or open space and look around at people.
3. During winter random assholes will wear a random jacket to a party. No matter how hot it gets at the party the random asshole will not take off the jacket.
4. Random assholes have initiators who branch from the herd and try to socialize with normal people. They usually talk for 5-10 minutes and leave. They return to the herd and continue being random assholes.
Here are some important signs of a random asshole
1. the term random asshole is never used. it is very rare to see a random asshole on his/her own. They travel in herds.
2. Random assholes like to chill or lean against a large wall or open space and look around at people.
3. During winter random assholes will wear a random jacket to a party. No matter how hot it gets at the party the random asshole will not take off the jacket.
4. Random assholes have initiators who branch from the herd and try to socialize with normal people. They usually talk for 5-10 minutes and leave. They return to the herd and continue being random assholes.
by YevYev March 3, 2011
Get the Random Assholesmug. by IdiotAsshole January 1, 2012
Get the Idiot Assholemug. The moniker of a jaded ex boyfriend, one who is generally useless, and cannot even function as far as to wipe ones own ass. Does not shower, or do anything remotely useful, and then tries to blame a breakup on the other.
by thecarnage July 13, 2009
Get the sore assholemug. Typically this person is a post adolescent psychology major with a tiny penis complex who is, or aspires to be, a professor. But the bearded asshole can be of any age. This person will try to hide their homosexuality and or sexual frustration with facial hair. DO NOT BE FOOLED BY THE B.A.! B.A.'s often attempt to use facial hair to cover up herpes outbreaks. Bearded assholes are often sexual predators.
by Pubic hair face November 21, 2011
Get the bearded assholemug. Associating to a person male or female who has rich parents from United Kingdom or any England owned country. On the scale of 0 to douchebag, this person is known to hit past the chart over the roof in royal assholeness.
Person 1: "Hey isn't that William the fourth in his dad's Expensive Jaguar?"
Person 2: "Oh great, the same royal asshole who thinks his country has culture. His asshole dad pulled alot of people out of their homes and into the streets."
Person 1: "... oh..."
Person 2: "Oh great, the same royal asshole who thinks his country has culture. His asshole dad pulled alot of people out of their homes and into the streets."
Person 1: "... oh..."
by OminousWolf June 14, 2014
Get the Royal Assholemug. 1. A coward or sissy that gets other people to do their dirty work.
2. A Person in a position of authority that makes decisions and delegates down all the backstabbing deceitful dirty work to the subordinates.
2. A Person in a position of authority that makes decisions and delegates down all the backstabbing deceitful dirty work to the subordinates.
Asshole Boss "I've changed my mind."
Employee "About what?"
Asshole Boss "I don't want them working here anymore."
Employee "Why is that?"
Asshole Boss "That's my decision."
Employee "When are you going to tell them?"
Asshole Boss "I am not going to tell them, you are going to tell them that they are all fired, or you will be fired ."
Employee says to another employee "He is such a Dickless Asshole!"
Employee "About what?"
Asshole Boss "I don't want them working here anymore."
Employee "Why is that?"
Asshole Boss "That's my decision."
Employee "When are you going to tell them?"
Asshole Boss "I am not going to tell them, you are going to tell them that they are all fired, or you will be fired ."
Employee says to another employee "He is such a Dickless Asshole!"
by Anon-in-IL-Again February 27, 2008
Get the Dickless Assholemug. con·sid·er·ate ass·hole
Deliberately making an effort to help an individual, while inadvertently creating an inconvenience to the others around you.
Deliberately making an effort to help an individual, while inadvertently creating an inconvenience to the others around you.
Thanks to that considerate asshole, we now have to include a screen capture when we upload art files.
by The Heinrich August 16, 2006
Get the considerate assholemug.