Aiden Portman Jelq Method

The Aiden Portman Jelq Method or A.P.J.M, is a method used to enlargen the penis. To do this method you have to tape your wee wee to the ceiling fan, or if you dont have one use the nearest electric hand dryer.

"yo guys i definitely recommend this new type of jelqing called the Aiden Portman Jelq Method!!! i grew 4 inches in the last 6 months!!!"

by imjelqing August 7, 2024

Aiden

Aiden is one of the best people you’ll ever meet. They’re funny, fun, cute. They can be INCREDIBLY STUPID but really fun. They can be happy and sad. If they’re sad comfort them. They need support and love. They’re always gonna say there ugly but they’re not.

Omg you have an aiden as best friend. You’re SOO lucky.

by Idekatthispointbro April 27, 2022

Aiden

he has these eyes that will light up your day. that when you look into his eyes you forget everything around you. he will give you all the love, attention, affection you want or need. he is always going to be there for you. his hugs feel like you are floating and he is perfect in every way. he’s a great kisser and is good at soccer. you will fall for him instantly. when you get an Aiden never let go of him and if you do you will regret it. he loves you in all your imperfections. he will always be by your side when you need him.

“aiden is a great boyfriend!”

by a$9en June 4, 2022

Aiden

A smelly small boy

He smells like off cat food and is very small and not that smart, this is Aiden

by Aiden hater May 1, 2022

Aiden

Aiden is the kid that you will fall in deep love with. And even after the break up, you’ll still love him. You will liderly talk shit about hun and say you hate him, but deep down you know you love him:,)

“ bruv I looked back at me and aidens text and now I wanna cry”

by katie b 8===> April 4, 2021

Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett

The type of person who lives at 2020 west gate drive In logansport Indiana and who has a mom named Jessica cozzelo who leaves for work at 7 am and gets back at 2 pm

Hey I’m Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett and you probably know everything about me!

by Mrmoeloster22 April 3, 2024

Aiden

Extremly cocky and over cofident. So much that he goes to always finding a way to say that someone cheated when he losses a game of any kind.

Aiden said I cheated when I got him out in dodgeball

by Fregy123 April 28, 2018