A rule that states, "Whenever a test is to be curved to the highest grade a student got on it, you can be assured that the curve will be set at 100% because the hidden Asian that no one knew was in the class got a perfect score."
Person A- "that test was hard! I hope the teacher curves it!"
Person B- "it doesn't matter. Haven't you heard of the Hidden Asian Rule?!"
Person B- "it doesn't matter. Haven't you heard of the Hidden Asian Rule?!"
by Twhite557 September 23, 2010
Get the Hidden Asian Rule mug.Compared to the stereotype of an average asian, (smart, nerdy, best friend is the calculator) a pretty boy asian has an unusually low IQ and has 2 douchebag earrings.
A pretty boy asian likes to look "fly" with his homeboys, and usually dresses in clothes from the store Express, because he is trying to look "fresh." These yellow mamma's boys try appear as badasses.
Unlike an average asian, a pretty boy asian CAN get white girls because he looks like the guy from Rush Hour 2.
A pretty boy asian likes to look "fly" with his homeboys, and usually dresses in clothes from the store Express, because he is trying to look "fresh." These yellow mamma's boys try appear as badasses.
Unlike an average asian, a pretty boy asian CAN get white girls because he looks like the guy from Rush Hour 2.
I saw Jin, the pretty boy asian, leaving Express with his posse of douchebags.
That pretty boy asian only uses chopsticks at home when his dad gets back from Korea.
Damn, that pretty boy asian gets all of the white chicks!
That pretty boy asian only uses chopsticks at home when his dad gets back from Korea.
Damn, that pretty boy asian gets all of the white chicks!
by PreaseHaveSeat August 22, 2011
Get the Pretty Boy Asian mug.someone who was or had ancestors born in Asia. This includes China, Japan, Korea, Philippines, etc. There are many sterotypes about Asians, some true and some completely false. Here are a few:
MOST Asians are smart. Or at least have common sense. (true)
Asians are bad drivers. (well, not all Asians.)
All Asians don't speak English. (wtf. just cuz we're asian doesn't mean we cant speak english)
Asians have many children. (true, but only cuz they dont like cutting off the amount of children they have)
Asians eat dogs, cats, and need rice. (sure, we eat those things. whatever. btw, rice balances out flavors, making almost all foods taste good.)
Asians are always beautiful. (false. im an asian, and honestly, im not "perfect". but thanks for the compliment...?)
Asians are nerdy. (true. but a good kind of nerdy. their so called "nerdiness" is just their kind of epicness. and a lot of ppl actually like their nerdiness.)
So yeah, Asians are normal, they just don't look or act like other people. But remember, that's what makes them awesome.
MOST Asians are smart. Or at least have common sense. (true)
Asians are bad drivers. (well, not all Asians.)
All Asians don't speak English. (wtf. just cuz we're asian doesn't mean we cant speak english)
Asians have many children. (true, but only cuz they dont like cutting off the amount of children they have)
Asians eat dogs, cats, and need rice. (sure, we eat those things. whatever. btw, rice balances out flavors, making almost all foods taste good.)
Asians are always beautiful. (false. im an asian, and honestly, im not "perfect". but thanks for the compliment...?)
Asians are nerdy. (true. but a good kind of nerdy. their so called "nerdiness" is just their kind of epicness. and a lot of ppl actually like their nerdiness.)
So yeah, Asians are normal, they just don't look or act like other people. But remember, that's what makes them awesome.
by simply_jj October 8, 2011
Get the Asian mug.A youtube sensation that makes musical spoofs amoung other videos and entertains many people on blogtv and other networking sites like twitter, he is also cute
by misale568 December 27, 2009
Get the AsianGlow mug.Sub-asians are basically Indians. India is a part of Asia, so a region in Asia. But because it is a subcontinent, it is resulting in the perplexity of others not knowing if people from India are considered Asian or not. This is where the word Sub-asian comes in, because Indians are from a subcontinent(duh) they are called Sub-asian -not entirely considered Asian but also not considered Caucasian.
In a discussion:
Person 1: I'm pretty sure people from India are Asian. After all, India is a region of Asia
Person 2: No, India is a subcontinent, there's no way they're Asian
Person 3: Well, you're both right. India IS a part of Asia but they are ALSO a subcontinent. Thus, the result of them being Sub-asian
Person 1: I'm pretty sure people from India are Asian. After all, India is a region of Asia
Person 2: No, India is a subcontinent, there's no way they're Asian
Person 3: Well, you're both right. India IS a part of Asia but they are ALSO a subcontinent. Thus, the result of them being Sub-asian
by ClaudiaHopkins July 8, 2011
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Get the Asian Fishing mug.Literally, men from Asia. The term informally refers also to men of Asian ancestry regardless of nationality, in the manner of "White," "Black," and "Hispanic." Discussing "Asian men" per se can be a tangly endeavor because various issues relating to Asian peoples are slowly gaining awareness and inevitably will have some broad-range effect within society.
One issue is sex: there is an unmistakable discrepancy between customary perceptions of Asian women and men. Urban Dictionary exemplifies this. While its multiple definitions of "Asian women" praise Asian women's attractiveness in absolute terms, and even "Asian" itself has long meant "the race with the hottest girls," analogous descriptions of Asian men are conspicuously absent.
This discrepancy, alongside the glut of derogatory entries for "Asian penis" and its synonyms (q.v.), simply evinces society's pervasive distortion of Asian manhood (rank emasculation) and even of Asian womanhood (rank sexualization, an arguable but limited advantage). To add a definition of "Asian men" at all, then, is to begin lifting a veil of ignorance that more comfortably has hung over the face.
The truth is simple. If Asian women are beautiful and vital, then so are Asian men, simply because every group runs its full gamut. Thus, to dispense with clichéd misconceptions of Asian men (among others) is to benefit the self immeasurably, for only with eyes cleared of dust and gunk can one access all there is to be seen.
One issue is sex: there is an unmistakable discrepancy between customary perceptions of Asian women and men. Urban Dictionary exemplifies this. While its multiple definitions of "Asian women" praise Asian women's attractiveness in absolute terms, and even "Asian" itself has long meant "the race with the hottest girls," analogous descriptions of Asian men are conspicuously absent.
This discrepancy, alongside the glut of derogatory entries for "Asian penis" and its synonyms (q.v.), simply evinces society's pervasive distortion of Asian manhood (rank emasculation) and even of Asian womanhood (rank sexualization, an arguable but limited advantage). To add a definition of "Asian men" at all, then, is to begin lifting a veil of ignorance that more comfortably has hung over the face.
The truth is simple. If Asian women are beautiful and vital, then so are Asian men, simply because every group runs its full gamut. Thus, to dispense with clichéd misconceptions of Asian men (among others) is to benefit the self immeasurably, for only with eyes cleared of dust and gunk can one access all there is to be seen.
by lichno May 19, 2018
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