Almut

A very original and meaningless name, its German for something but who would bother to ask? An Almut is very strict, discipline's her children well but cannot fathom the mentality her children posses. To Almut the world is seen through a monocle of greatness, despite being reminded everyday that everything is simply chaotic. Almut commonly cracks under pressure, and is capable of listening to you for a maximum of two minutes before deciding its her turn to talk. This immediately strikes a war of words which she believes she has won (every time.) Almut is the square root of blonde impatience.

"Almut, could you turn on the TV and switch the input to the Blu-ray player please?"
"Hold on!!!! Goodness your moody today..."
"But I simply asked if you could turn on th..."
"I said, WAIT! Now which one is the 'On' button?"

by Sweet93 November 3, 2011

Almond Rocca

A litter covered cat turd.

My litter box was full, so my dog just had a huge desert of almond rocca.

by imadeapoopie December 18, 2010

Almush

In Israel, as in many places, each town and place has it's own catch phrases - mostly, words that represent a pharse that reocurre again and again in various conditions. Almush, is Beer-Shebian for "Nerd", "Dummy", "Geek", and so on.

Goddamnit, Slava, you are an Almush. Your'e such an Almush that you would'nt like to have a shot with us!

by Tzori January 17, 2011

Almost friend

Someone who ignores your every attempt to communicate, yet they keep you around for when it's convenient them to get at you. You can't help but to jump on that message bc you've been hanging all this time.

That guy was an awesome almost friend. If he would only return my texts.

by Allgood2005 December 10, 2014

Almish Sex

Sex when you wear a sheet like a ghost and consummate. Very unsatisfactory to the female.

Dude you wanna try some almish sex

by Rem8808 October 25, 2020

almondcookieisfruity

An amazing person who deserves the world, he is strong and he can get through anything if she puts their mind to it. I love them (in a platonic way) and they are very cool

-almondcookieisfruity Is a super cool mutual on tik tok!

-I agree!

by Starvixian July 7, 2021

Almir

a fat mango with fat cock with a mango tasting cum.

Almir slutt å vær mango

by jakestopmeatmymask May 30, 2022