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A very original and meaningless name, its German for something but who would bother to ask? An Almut is very strict, discipline's her children well but cannot fathom the mentality her children posses. To Almut the world is seen through a monocle of greatness, despite being reminded everyday that everything is simply chaotic. Almut commonly cracks under pressure, and is capable of listening to you for a maximum of two minutes before deciding its her turn to talk. This immediately strikes a war of words which she believes she has won (every time.) Almut is the square root of blonde impatience.
"Almut, could you turn on the TV and switch the input to the Blu-ray player please?"
"Hold on!!!! Goodness your moody today..."
"But I simply asked if you could turn on th..."
"I said, WAIT! Now which one is the 'On' button?"
Almut by Sweet93 November 3, 2011
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Almukhamed 

a name which is given to ridiculously good-looking and smart man. This person strives to achieve the highest level of comfort in the physical manifestation as well as in the spiritual.
He has a subtle perception of beauty. He has unique artistry and a creative mindset.
Almukhamed is a very hardworking, courageous and loyal man.
Almukhamed by LaSoie November 20, 2021
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Almudena 

Is very sociable and humorous. She is very cool and very talented. She is cool to be around and hang out with. She is always there for you and never forgets about a person no matter how far away they are. You are very lucky if you meet a girl named Almudena. There are only a few of them on the entire planet.
Hey, I just met Almudena and she's so nice and always has my back whenever I need her.
Almudena by NatethForever<3 December 22, 2014

Almudena 

She's a shy girl that really isn't into big social environments. However when u get to meet her you'll have found a bright star in the darkness, the sweetest being in the world, the loveliest person to ever exist, she's the Moon, the Sun and all the stars. Whoever achieves to marry her will be the luckiest person un the world.
Dude, I can't really concentrate I can only think about Almudena, I'm so in love with her.
Almudena by AG_Styles July 16, 2021

Almudena 

Almudena is a type of girl you wont meet again, she is really nice and covers her problems with humor. She deserves way more than she thinks and when you actually get to meet he she is an amazing human being. But at first you will get the impression that she is judgy and mean but in reality that is the oppisite. She is beautiful and her body is to die for, she hates sports but loves dancing whenver she can. She has big dreams and is litterly the most creative girl you will ever meet. She paints, draws, and likes to read and think of the meaning of life. She thinks she is the one that makes everything bad, but its just the other people that cant accept her. Her soul is rare and amazing.
Hey have u met almudena?
no, but im kind of scared of her
if u actually meet her she has an amzing personality!
Almudena by nawalrao June 9, 2021
A person of absolute epicness. Greatly enjoys light saber battles, and sarcasm.
Person One: "Look at the almudevar!"

Person Two: "Why can't I be as cool as the almudevar?"

Person One: "Light saber battle?"

Person Two: "Done."
Almudevar by JoJo BaJoJo October 23, 2009
The Amu x Ikuto couple from manga/anime Shugo Chara! Also the most popular couple in the show.
Did you see that amuto momment from episode <blank>?
Amuto by Rae-san May 23, 2009
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