maersk alabama

a ship that was hijacked by somali pirates in 2009.

Person 1:Hey do you remember that movie Captain Phillips that was about the somali pirates hijacking the Maersk Alabama?
Person 2: Oh yeah those skinny ass somali niggas took Captain Phillips hostage.

by theblackpirate May 16, 2016

alabamer

How insestial retards who unfortunately ventured out of a vagina in a southern state pronounce "Alabama".

"Gee golly gosh, I miss havin' insest with my sister in Alabamer!"

by PopeReagan July 4, 2016

alabama hot pocket

latin: Theca defaecatus
The woman spreads apart her vaginal lips while the man carefully positions his anus above her open crevice and fills it with shit. Once his bowels have been evacuated into her vagina, he proceeds to have vigorous sex with it and enjoy the explosive heat and gooeyness that erupts from her vagina like melted cheese from a blistering Hot Pocket.
from the book: Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex

I love, love the Alabama Hot Pocket, but I wouldn't advise anybody to try it. You see, once you've had AHP, it's impossible to go back to regular sex. After my first Hot Pocket, my wife's vagina sans poop felt like the Sahara Desert.

by Dirty Buck Nasty April 15, 2010

University of Alabama

At this University, instead of a student ID, they issue each student a mirror that fits in your wallet and a $1 bill.

No need for your driver's license, just use your fake...and bring a koozie, they only got cans.

"Hey bro, you got some white on your nose..."

" its cool, its part of the dress code at the bar"

by pug January 31, 2005

Alabama Hotpocket

While having sex you spread open the woman's vagina and shit in it, then close her legs and let it cook.

I was totally fucking this chick and she told me she was hungry so I cracked her open and gave her an alabama hotpocket.

by lasers for breakfast May 31, 2009

Alabama three-way

A homosexual encounter between three supposedly straight, religious men. Usually takes place right after they all condemn gay marriage as being a mortal threat to traditional marriage and the world as we know it.

"No wonder the GOP is so obsessed with gay sex. Ricky boy, Newt and Mittens were caught in an Alabama three-way after their last debate!"

by Senator Ricky May 12, 2012

Alabama Crabshoot

The act of, upon realizing that you have crabs, attempting to spread it to as many others as possible before your condition becomes well known.

Bro: Dude, wanna hit up the bars tonight?
Fauxhemian: Yeah, I wanna get my alabama crabshoot on before it's too late

by dinglefuck May 2, 2010