Windows Vista

The best operating system, a perfect combination of Windows xp and Windows 7, all in a delightfully aesthetic and beautiful theme known as aero glass. Windows Vista has extreme multimedia features, although you may want to install a secondary media player in case certain encoding types don't work. Windows Vista's hardware selection with supported drivers may be low, but if you can acquire a stable setup to use it on, it's a blast and perfectly snappy.

"I just installed Windows Vista on my computer, no wonder it's shit."
"have you tried installing it on an actually capable machine?"
"no-"
"try doing that first before you say it's shit then, bitch."
"damn aight, aight."

by GamerGirlAbakas February 10, 2022

Dick window

A person who is missing their front 4 teeth, on the top and bottom row to allow a dick to enter.

Hey you want to go downtown and find a crackhead with a Dick Window?

by Big_nick357 March 29, 2016

jeremy window

Jeremy window is a code name used for a lie if you do not want to give your actual name to somebody they are most commonly referred to as a twin sister

He looks wired I’ll tell him my name is Jeremy window

by Jeremy window February 17, 2022

BALL WINDOW

The Male version of the female's thigh gap.

Dude, his ball window is so nice I can see them both!

by S0ul9 March 20, 2019

Windows 7

A operating system developed by Microsoft. It was the most popular operating system to be used until Windows 10 came around

You are still using Windows 7?

by thatssoboring March 24, 2019

pussy window

The fleeting period of time after a man has begun courting a female through text message in which he must secure face-to-face interaction in the pursuit of smashing vag. Once the said pussy window has closed, any further attempts will be regarded as pathetic desperation.

Bro: Did you smash that broad from the bar the other night?
Bro 2: Naw man, I've been a high-ass and waited too long, I think the pussy window has closed.

by carltonkid11 June 8, 2018

Windows Shitsa

See shit.

It's not Windows Vista, it's Windows Shitsa!

by ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (._.) May 11, 2020