flaccid stroke

To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin

Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.

by devStik January 29, 2024

Lorenzo Stroke day

A day for all Ken Carson supporters to take a day off of work and stroke their hearts out! It specifically references “Lorenzo” as that is one of Ken Carson’s #1 fans alias. He is the best stroker out of all Ken Carson’s small community of fans.

Man I can’t wait to stroke on Lorenzo Stroke Day, I won’t even have to work so I can focus on getting premium strokes!

by Luvvdizzy December 27, 2023

The Strokes

When you can’t say a word or sentence correctly, typically due to excitement or intoxication of various types.

That guy’s so drunk he can’t even form a simple sentence; he has the strokes.

by TorchyMN March 7, 2019

Stroke inducer

Someone or something that you find so attractive to the point where you want to stroke your dick on the spot

"Dude, that chick is a stroke inducer"

by LubYouLongTime November 17, 2022

The Stroke

The stroke cannot be explained. It’s simply a lifestyle.

He lives the right way. He’s got The Stroke.

by Ebottlebear September 20, 2023

Stroking

to sit around and do nothing for a period of time

Bro I haven't done anything all day, just been straight stroking tbh

by feelin like john pork December 3, 2024

Stroke wagon

Someone who is really stupid and doesn’t know what there taking about and is always talking out there ass

You have no idea what your talking about you stroke wagon

by anonymous April 2, 2024