A Midwestern Soccer Mom

An alcohol beverage made with a 1:1 mixture of Red Wine and Diet Pepsi.

I was over at Dave's house the other night and I drank a Midwestern Soccer Mom.

by ypoctac June 24, 2021

Soccer sweat

An asshole thats sucksthe dick of rustlord

What a soccer sweat

by YT_rippa May 5, 2019

Soccer Karen

Soccer Karen; A Karen with athletic Karenability; typically spectating an athletic competition, in which her offspring compete.

" Dude; Melanie is such a fucking Soccer Karen ". " Her spawn sucks on the field and she is up the refs ass all the time ". " WTF? ".

by saavy chimp April 9, 2024

soccer

the gayest shit ever if you play soccer dicks make you horny

hey lets go play soccer...but what he actually means, hey lets go have gay sex

by lambieoce May 17, 2021

Soccer

soccer is the best sport ever if you don't believe me search it up. Soccer is a game to bring everyone together. It is an amazing game.

wow soccer is so fun
soccer is the best sport in the world search it up

by 123456789987654321_thats right April 6, 2021

Soccer

The sport where you don’t actually know when someone is hurt or is just whining for the player to get a yellow card.

Soccer

by eight trillion cookies July 31, 2019

soccering

the action of playing soccer

yea, they were soccering the ball

by thatsagreeeeatword June 15, 2022