Cock Pie

A reverse creme pie in which she oozes it out back onto you.

I tried to creme pie her bro but she cock pied all over me instead

by Twisticutioner May 21, 2021

Lard Pie

Someone with a somewhat lardy physique, who inexplicably denies it.

Ted is a complete lard pie, bless his flubbery soul.

by NipNugget November 23, 2009

Cutie Pie

My special gf. She's soft, sweet-smelling, huggable. She was baked in my heart, and there she lies. When I'm with her it feels like heaven made up of candies and vanilla ice cream.

ur my cutie pie, kiss me softly <3

by piepie18 April 20, 2022

Nappy pie

that triangle of hair over the vagina that is often nappy

(or flattened like when you sleep on it)

I'm gonna have some nappy pie tonight

by rroxxxx July 6, 2011

moist pie

Is something the male species can insert their male organ into

Jason: hey look at those thotties over there
Josh: damnn I want to bang them
Jason: I want to put it in their moist pie

by Littlegirl561 April 6, 2015

Pie Magnet

A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.

“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.

“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”

“What?”

by jspam February 16, 2020

Pie Skelpin

Pie Skelpin is a sexual act in which a man and woman have intercourse !

It's a fairly vulgar saying used among some scottish people.

I.E. " Yeah Wantin yer pie skelped? = You wanting your fanny shagged!?"

" Yeh inate some pie skelpin the nyte hen !?"

" Yeh Wantin Yer Pie Skelped?"

" Ho You Yah Pie Skelper! "

another variation is Pastie Smasher !

" Yah wantin yer pastie smashed?"

by J.J.13 December 7, 2009