byford dolphin incident

An incident in an oil rig back in 1983 involving a decompression chamber and diving bell where a diver was forced through a gap just 5 inches wide due to the extreme pressure differential. He was basically folded in half backwards and his organs were pulled straight out of his body.

Don’t look up the byford dolphin incident unless u like gore and morbid shit

by smoking & vaping is for losers June 22, 2025

Angry dolphin

The definitions are almost correct, but they all forget one major step. You are behind her and inside her vagina and BEFORE you try the switch from vagina to anal you stick a finger in her mouth and hook that finger inside her cheek, like a fish hook that caught a dolphin, and as you slide out, you pull her face back towards you and go for the booty hole. THAT’S when she gets to make the “eh-eh..eh-eh..eh-eh” noises like an angry dolphin. She makes the noises because your finger prevents her from using words in protest.

I thought it would be funny to try the angry dolphin on my girlfriend, she did NOT share my sense of humor in that situation

by Boston2316 August 26, 2025

Dolphin Fur

Sticky semen on wet skin

Bro, we hooked up in the hot tub and ended up covered in Dolphin Fur.

by EDF 98 September 2, 2025

Dolphin Sex

When your doing your girl doggy style and it slips out so you go to put it back and she says un unahh unahh (like the sound a dolphin makes ) because it all most went in her wrong hole ... the butt hole .

I was doggie styling her and she was like unahhaa unahhhah . She sound like dolphin sex . 🐬.

by 2damsexi September 13, 2025

Dolphins

A statement requested of a social media post asking whether or not it is misinformation.

A: Didn't you hear, John Politics, president of Countria, was just impeached!

B (to the wider audience of the question): Dolphins?

by HughjestAss October 19, 2025

flogging the dolphin

this is an euphemism which originated from Boston, but has also been known to be used by people from Myrtle Beach & New York. It describes the act of furiously masturbating, but describing it in a more respectful way to not lower the tone unnecessarily. For example it could be used on a podcast to avoid using vulgar language if children (of all ages) were listening.

He was caught at his window flogging the dolphin and his neighbours saw it there man

by Rad Rob November 4, 2025

Sticky Dolphin

The act of inserting the brush end of the toothbrush up your own asshole and then proceeding to brush your teeth with it. This can also be done to others as a form of punishment with another person putting the toothbrush in while the taker must brush with it after.

Steven: "What I did wasn't even that bad"
Devon: "Bro you gave yourself a sticky dolphin, IT'S THAT BAD"

by DCG$ June 7, 2024