Samuel

He will smash your mom

Friend- hey you better watch out
Kid-why?
Friend- Samuel was talking about your mom,I think he is your new dad
Kid-I knew it, classic Samuel

by Mom smasher November 21, 2021

Samuel

A little pissboy, a boy that conjures piss-clouds on unsuspecting, innocent cats and then revels in his insanity. Later, a kept man of a DND party.

Samuel, since you conjured that cloud of suspicious yellow mist that kind of smells, you are now called a pissboy.

by Samuelhater2k25 March 26, 2025

Samuel

Real

Person 1:I personally HATE Gurt ngl
Person 2:Samuel

by Tungsten_eater9000 April 20, 2025

Samuel

Samuel is ain't no pussy at all he is a pussy destroyer and that without have sex, alcohol or drugs he is a fucking man who slapp all things and yeah he is better than God Jesus no NO NO FUCK that he is fucking universe. But he is a very gentleman who cares about he's family and cares much about his girlfriend be could take he's life because the can still alive that is a god FUCKING man. And he has a huge penis

Dude that guy is so Samuel

Man did just that guy take a bullet for his girlfriend

by Slappisssh December 12, 2016

Samuel J Tuesday

He cant park. that's it.

Samuel J Tuesday is gay

by ChrichrChris 12312SDF June 7, 2019

Samuel

He is a fat stinky pedo

me:hey who is that
john:that is a stinky fat pedo
samuel:im not a pedo

by vkhvhxv May 8, 2023

Samuel

Samuel is always that weird kid, probably dysfunctional in some way.

Has a Samuel ever had a real friend? (Except for them in his hallucination)

Well well, we can all agree that he is a perfect live-action actor for Sid, from Ice Age.

"Have u seen Samuel?"
"NO! But I can smell him from a distance..."

by SamuelDatWeirdKid November 25, 2021