Jumped out of the Town Car and tripped onto the red carpet, bulbs flashing, "Leo! Leo!"--sheeeit, forgot my mask! I'll look like a tool in Star. Third time today. All that primo Jack Herer weed doesn't help.
"We need snow bomb provisions," Tron nagged me. But I had to drive home without the requested t.p., soy milk, Heineken Zero or Gerber peas, and got seriously spanked. Sheeeit, forgot my mask! Again!
"We need snow bomb provisions," Tron nagged me. But I had to drive home without the requested t.p., soy milk, Heineken Zero or Gerber peas, and got seriously spanked. Sheeeit, forgot my mask! Again!
by Hifalutin! February 06, 2022
you first need to find a bunch of pupes.then a wiling parter (your wasted friend). a person who need to take a shit and a piss. first you take some shit(human or dog)and rub it on thier chin then get a cup of warm piss and glaze it on their face.then get get the hair and put it on thier chin with the shit and pis to make it stick.
by brick layer January 27, 2007
When you space out your mask and make a lame effort to comply with pandemic protocols by pulling your T-shirt halfway up over your face, in the style of Mort in the Bazooka Joe comics.
Lookit this tool, tryin' to pass himself off with a t-shirt mask-querade.
Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.
That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!
Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.
That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!
by Creed Cur May 01, 2021
by dodge madison November 21, 2008
When a gentleman places his scrotum over his lovers eyes and then farts. this can be done in two different directions, with the fart being directed to his partners eyes or mouth.
guy#1-I gave my girlfriend a new jersey gas mask the other day and she puked all over my asshole!
guy#2- RIGHT ON!!!
guy#2- RIGHT ON!!!
by gretalMK2 July 11, 2010
When you're wearing a kilt and squat over someone's face, with your balls near their mouth, and then fart.
It's bad enough you tackled him, worse that you did it while wearing a kilt, but did you really need to give him the Earl's Delightful Tea Mask?
by Zart Cosgrove August 20, 2006
by popohead October 26, 2019