Hairing Teeth

When you take LSD and then rub coke on your gums. This numbness caused by the cocaine, mixed with the psychedelic nature of LSD causes your mouth to feel like there is hair on your teeth.
Man 1: "Ah! Help! I'm hairing teeth! Woe is me!"
Woman 1: "I am calling the police."
by cryptid-hunter January 23, 2022
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Shark Hair

Hair that stands up like a shark fin, usually in the morning after going to bed with wet hair. Similar to Bed Head
Hey Dad, you have got great shark hair this morning.
by papa_eos August 04, 2012
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Mystery Hair

That abnormally long and thick rogue hair that appears on your **** (*insert chin, neck, cheek, shoulder, nose, etc) only a day after you checked last. Most commonly complained about by women, and most commonly pointed out by a third party when you are least likely to have tweezers handy. Don't even both trying to pluck them with your fingernails...they're virtually invincible.
Sitting in a cab on the on the way to a formal event, the victim's most critical friend looks over and notices an "eyelash" on said victim's chin. With a delicate brush of her finger, critical friend attempts to dust it away, only to be met with spiny resistance. With a maniacal laugh and inability to hide her pleasure, critical friend declares "OMG, you've got a Mystery Hair!". The victim's face pales as she realizes there are no tweezers in her tiny, formal clutch.

(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).
by overanalyzer November 26, 2012
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Hair Pony

The circular device a female uses to put the hair in a ponytail
Hey girl you got a hair pony I can use, so I can go suck this dick?
by Rynoshorn January 16, 2019
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cooter hairs

the word used by pre-pubescent or virgin boys to describe female pubic hairs.
Sir "Aristaeus" Halpin said, "...if you look close enough at Kyria’s character, you can actually see her individual cooter hairs. .."
by TheRedHuntress December 28, 2018
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Toros Hair

This is egg UN who he great make eggs, secretary hair and my fur SUS.
There are is SUS TOROS hair baby.
by Dankasus April 06, 2021
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anus hairs

When you eating the booty like groceries and they be some weird shit sticking out of dat booty hole, most likely anus hairs
1:Damn dad bich had some mad ANUS HAIRS

2:EWWWWW
by Taco taco burrito burrito September 21, 2015
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