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Kung Fu Flop

When your penis is being lazy and just flops around whilst you make king fu noises. (Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)
“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*
by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023
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on the flip flop

When one is "on the flip flop", they have deliberately misinformed another individual and then, after creating a sufficient confusion, owned up to their machinations to the visible disappointment of their victim.
simplified:
changing your mind
-monika said one thing and did another
-well i guess shes on the flip flop
by vikkkkk September 6, 2020
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the flop

fat ass, Jiggle booty, a butt you wanna eat. an eatable ass
ayeeeee nigga, there that bitch with the flop.
by the flop January 16, 2015
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Flop

Flop. Susie won't fart on me!
by Flop090 August 21, 2023
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elephant flop

When you're naked and you jump up and down and your penis looks like an elephant trunk, and the testies are the ears.
Me and my friends all elephant flopped when we found out that I got into college!
by Fagot boy 69 January 6, 2017
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was a flop

When a plan or creation fails miserably
“Man, dinner was a flop” or “Lacy, your life was a total flop! You are a mistake!”
by Mango_katxoxo March 31, 2024
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Flop out

When your fish commits suicide and jumps out of its bowl.
Having a fish funeral today, poor lil beta did a flop out on me.
by Helltagged October 14, 2022
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