j bro

A derogatory term used to describe:

(1) A spurious bro who tries to fit in with genuine bros, but fails

(2) A poser, wannabe or social climber, often marked by overconfidence

Sometimes used by Anglo-Americans to express ethnic distaste or xenophobia, especially toward Italians, Jews, Eastern Europeans and even Irish

Also slang for jabroni

Bro 1: "Look at that j bro over there, what a wop! Who let him in?"
Bro 2: "I wish I knew. What kind of bro rocks an untucked black button down? And hair gel?!"
Bro 1: "A j bro, obviously. And chinstrap sideburns, to boot!"

by The Brocrastinator December 10, 2009

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j-90

An "anytime a day" boner.

Darren Pentoney would stick his j-90 in anything with a hole.

by Michael Olson April 23, 2006

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J-O

Or J-Oing, an abreviated term for the noun: Jack Off. Or Jacking Off. The act of masterbating. Made popular by lazy idiots and people who are shy about such topics in public.

Dude, were you J-Oing in my bathroom?

by davethelightguy May 31, 2007

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