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NASTY BEARD

an un-groomed beard that looks like pubic hair except on your face; hair growing in all directions
ken: hey joan you should trim your nasty beard
joan: idk i like seeing my pubs after i wash my face
by the informaddsds4 September 18, 2013
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beard-hot

a man who is stupidly hot ...only with the beard on. without it, he is just 'meh.'
Yo, remember that beard0 I was googley-eyed over last week? Turns out he was just beard-hot.
I finally found an old picture of his babyface. So sad I know this. Not hot anymore.
by xpineapplex July 30, 2015
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Beard Ho

Woman with fetish for stroking man's beard ...
by RoscoeRoscoeRRRRRosc August 31, 2017
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beard scalp

The skin underneath a mans beard; the beard scalp usually forms after one has had a very manly beard for several years.
Steve uses coconut oil to moisturize his beard scalp.
by slax0r December 1, 2016
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battle beard

The crusty, leftover residues left from a particularily enthusiastic session of cunnilingus on one's face.
The lad had such a crazy night licking out multiple girls. He had a battle beard which would have surprised even the most battle-hardened fanny lickers.
by Kirkus Maximus May 7, 2017
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bearded dusty

An elderly man's hairy penis.
Grandpa, get your bearded dusty out of my face!
by GojiraFlanders December 3, 2010
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george beard

George is 1 of the main 2 charcters in the captain underpants series
George Beard is the one on the right with the flat top and the tie and harold hutchins is the one on the left with the bad hair cut.
by CaptainUnderpants fan June 17, 2021
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