Zander Mostert

A South African phrase used by people who use mustard as lubrication during anal sex, then after ejaculation , using the mustard and cum as sauce on a hotdog.

Awe brase, me and my boyfriend did a Zander Mostert last night, it got a bit messy!

by bvrpy September 6, 2023

Twilight Zoner

Someone who is either permanently or temporarily stuck in the twilight zone; an individual not quite in sync with reality.

Girlfriend: "Who did you have lunch with yesterday?"
Boyfriend: "Noone. Grabbed something to go while I was working."
G: "That's funny, Lisa snapped a photo of you with someone."
B: "Totally forgot that was yesterday, she was a vendor from work. We had business to discuss."
Lisa: "B is such a Twilight Zoner."

by McKrazy October 10, 2014

A Kinky Zander

a switch who usually tops but becomes a bottom when called "kitten"

"my boyfriend is such a Kinky Zander" he said

by Beau_biscuit May 13, 2022

zender

A God. A ruler. A fucking General.

and then god said: "Let there be Zender."

by Dy August 9, 2004

zander

he's an amazing dude who genuinely cares about everyone but fuck y'all he only loves sinclair the most. thanks

A :
B : damn sinclair is whipped for zander

by venus3668 February 28, 2019

Zander

Zander is a very cute and funny person and is always willing to help one another around him is very smart and he’s never afraid to say what he thinks and he’s not tall not short he’s medium mostly skinny and amazing guy if you ever me a Zander never let him go

Who is that you’re talking to

It is Zander

He’s a great guy

by Beach number one December 8, 2019

Zander

Zander is the Greatest boy you will ever meet! He doesn't know it, but the people in his life love him. He is a sweet, sensitive guy. He is so adorable. If you meet a Zander, he is the one. He has brown hair and blue/green eyes. He always tries to do what is right no matter what. He is intelligent and tells the best jokes. He is that guy that all the girls want, but never ask out. He doesn't date jerks, so if you want him, you have to be nice.

A: Hey. Did you hear about what happened last night?
Girl 2: No. What happened?
A: Zander asked me out!
A: I think he's the one!
Girl 2: I'm so happy for you!

by That One Rando March 7, 2021