zito

someone who needs to stop being so anti-social and realize that there's a life outside of geekdom

Dammit Zito, suck it up and go to the party.

by Kaida Kitsune October 2, 2004

zieroth

A commonly known cute person with a great personality and sexy body.

That is one good looking Zieroth.

by Zieroth January 14, 2009

Baby Zito

A scum bag that is unemployed and sits around in his underwear all day smoking pot and eating chips, then attends metro rave clubs by night. Baby Zito's are also notorious blade riders.

Yo you see that commercial where that lazy dude melts into his couch from smoking so much pot? He's got some great Baby Zito qualities

by chizzberg October 12, 2011

Barry Zito

The act of "Barry Zito-ing" involves inserting an erect penis into an anus, whether the anus is male or female is of no consequence. The origin of "Barry Zito-ing" comes from Major League Baseball pitcher Barry Zito, and what he does to a girl to "cleanse" himself following a bad game. As cited in an interview with the "Make a Wish" Foundation, Barry Zito goes out after a bad game and fucks a girl in the ass. This concludes the definition of "Barry Zito-ing".

"So I was Barry Zito-ing this girl the other night."

"I hope she gets Barry-Zito-ed by a homeless man in a dark alley for being such a bitch."

by adam................ May 28, 2008

Zito

(noun) A person who could not give a straight answer to save their life or anyone else's.

"Maybe"
"Not at this time"
"Yes, so it seems"
"Eh"

by Dea Eris February 18, 2005

Zitko

The BEST sex a man can give usually giving it extremely hard and non stop.

Friend #1: Omg me n my girlfriend had the 'zitko'
Friend #2: Woah, you must be good to give a 'zitko'

by Luvs2Spooge January 16, 2008

zito

(noun) an asexual stick who is afraid of rooms full of people and somehow lacks the ability to attend social events

"...come on Zito, I got here 20 minutes ago..." "...I haven't actually asked my parents yet..."

by BeowulfIsSEXY October 2, 2004