A humorous scenario reflecting the generational clash in parenting styles, where a parent encourages outdoor play for their children, while the narrator's motivation for having kids is to grant them more screen time than they ever had during their own childhood.
PoV: Your father thinks fresh air like the one experienced whilst playing outdoor is essential, but you just want your kids to enjoy the screen time you missed out on growing up!
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"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"
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"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"
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Def: "And your done" or "its finished"
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Turn the screw, tighten the knob, and BOOM! Harold's(debra) your father(mother)!!
(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)
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