Yorkasaurus Rex

A subspecies of the Tyrannosaurus Rex that has successfully repopulated the world today. The Y. Rex is prone to sudden random dinosaur-induced outbursts and often struggles to extend its arms with a ritualistic arm dance to increase the efficiency at which it captures its prey.

Dayumm, look at that yorkasaurus rex's pro fishin skillz!

by dwaiky December 3, 2009

Yolked

To be in a state of extreme muscular fitness. Derived from either the word "yoke", a wooden beam placed between two testosterone -filled oxen to allow them to pull massive loads OR "yolk", the yellow, protein-filled center of an egg often used as part of the diet to arrive at supreme muscular fitness.

I heard that a lot of yolked bros are switching to organic muscle milk.

by theillromanesco May 17, 2015

New York Football Giants (2010)

(n.)- A premature ejaculation. Not to be confused with the act of prematurely ejaculating or the actual ejaculate itself, this is the non-tangible objectification of the action "to prematurely ejaculate". This describes the demeanor of an object which can't hold onto an absurdly biased advantage or lead due to excitement and/or lack of skill/experience.

1. James was frequently picked last for every team sport in high school due to the fact that he was known to be a New York Football Giants (2010).

2. Did you just punt the ball to the most feared returner on the Philadelphia Eagles instead of kicking it out of bounds? Did said most feared returner actually return the ball for a touchdown with no time left on the clock? Did you just lose your 21 point lead and actually blow the game? You're such a New York Football Giants (2010).

by Herbstava December 22, 2010

New York fold

When eating a pizza, it's what New Yorkers do when (normally) they start eating a slice. They fold their slice in half the long way.

You can tell Mike is a New Yorker because he does the New York fold when he eats pizza.

by 1ra2ndom3 April 22, 2019

Cold Yorkie

The act of taking a shit, then freezing it and using the frozen excrement as a sex toy. Bonus points for style and points deducted if it melts during its use.

I just found out that my mum cold yorkie'd herself last night

by NotWod February 27, 2015

Yorkegasm

1. The resulting feeling you get from listening to Radiohead.

2. When you cum so hard you resemble Thom Yorke, singer of Radiohead.

"Have you heard 'Paranoid Android'? It'll totally cause you to have a Yorkegasm."

or

"Last night, Jenny rode me so hard I totally had a Yorkegasm."

by discardedbard July 6, 2012

yokelish

The yokelish is a collaboration of 4 people in a trench coat performing on their stage, better known as Tumblr. It wanders this earth disguised as a meme-loving, male shoujo lead. In reality, however, this menacing curse bullies people as a catastrophic and spectacular moss-covered sleep paralysis guardian(deluxe).

Friend 1: I told this one person my grandma died, and they just said 'good for you'
Friend 2:Yeah, they can be such a yokelish sometimes

by whisktea October 24, 2020