A specific yard in which a vast variety of people go to engage in such activities as: blow jobs, sex, anal, double pentration and last but not least finga Poppin' assholes!
"Yea, billy Bob i'm heading down to the fuck yards"
"Did you hear they just opened a fuck yard down on 1st street"
"Did you hear they just opened a fuck yard down on 1st street"
by ovotho89 January 30, 2015
Get the fuck yards mug.An act of hazing in which the victim is grabbed, pulled onto a lawn, pinned down, and nuded. Best done at night, but always fun when lots of traffic is passing. Can take as many as six perpetrators, depending on how much the victim fights.
Dude, we totally yardstripped Winthrop last night, but we had to run when the neighbors called the cops.
by Caw April 23, 2006
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The slang "Kenny Yardsale" was created @ The Edison.
The slang "Kenny Yardsale" was created @ The Edison.
B immediately dropped his pants in front of L revealing Kenny Yardsale. L immediately took hold of Kenny and began stroking him until he was sufficiently hard. L used her eager mouth on Kenny Yardsale until it became unbelievably stiff and ready to penetrate her moist, delicious vagina.
by Lisa L July 14, 2006
Get the kenny Yardsale mug.Used since the 18th century to describe a ship.
'Ship' is a pretty homogenous term these days, but back then, to describe a vessel as a 'true' ship, it had to have 3 masts (fore, main, and mizzen) and on each of these were 3 sails (main, top, and topgallant) suspended from horizontal 'yards'. To handle so many sails, a fairly large crew is required. Warships carried much, much larger crews than merchantmen, and so it was only warships and the large, prestigeous merchant ships such as East Indiamen that could be described as having 'the whole (or full) nine yards'.
'Ship' is a pretty homogenous term these days, but back then, to describe a vessel as a 'true' ship, it had to have 3 masts (fore, main, and mizzen) and on each of these were 3 sails (main, top, and topgallant) suspended from horizontal 'yards'. To handle so many sails, a fairly large crew is required. Warships carried much, much larger crews than merchantmen, and so it was only warships and the large, prestigeous merchant ships such as East Indiamen that could be described as having 'the whole (or full) nine yards'.
by Bluetyphoon August 6, 2004
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by dhgfggjhdjhgfd February 6, 2009
Get the Yardstain mug.1. A real pain in the ass.
2. An object that parents use to inflict pain and fear into their children.
2. An object that parents use to inflict pain and fear into their children.
1. Tom: "I hate our 8:00am class!"
John: "Ya waking up that early is such a yardstick...."
2. Mom: "Clean up your room, I'm tired of seeing that mess."
Child: "Then don't look at it!"
Mom: "Thats it I'm getting the yardstick."
Child: "No, no!! I'll clean it up!!!
Mom: "Thats what I thought you said.."
John: "Ya waking up that early is such a yardstick...."
2. Mom: "Clean up your room, I'm tired of seeing that mess."
Child: "Then don't look at it!"
Mom: "Thats it I'm getting the yardstick."
Child: "No, no!! I'll clean it up!!!
Mom: "Thats what I thought you said.."
by cshannon17 March 7, 2010
Get the yardstick mug.A measuring device consisting of a stick of one yard length. The stick is often graduated (has regular markings along the side to divide it into feet and inches).
by Dueck April 15, 2006
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